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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.9%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    3 vote(s)
    7.7%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    33.3%
  1. Jul 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    Yeah when I saw it on the new Tacoma for the first time, it was hard to believe. And it doesn’t even have the decency to retract below 40 MPH.

    It’s just there on the Tacoma all the time, staring us down like another metaphor for crazy and terrible things in the modern world.
     
  2. Jul 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Once you're on TRT, there is no going back tho...also, at least for me - I do not believe in cycles. Thats too many hormone games. Sure, they're blasting, but the cruise...none of this PCT
     
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    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    Older brother is on trt, his doctor told him it was something he had to do for the rest of his life once he started. He definitely feels better. He gets his injections from the doctor every 2 weeks. He is 50 this year. He started at my current age, 44.
     
  4. Jul 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Four…two more to go!
     
  6. Jul 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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  7. Jul 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Isn't that truck a hybrid?

    I expect those stickers on a diesel
     
  8. Jul 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Something tells me he’s got a hippie kid that wanted dad to get a Prius
     
  9. Jul 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I could see that, especially if you're in Missoula or Bozeman.
    Might as well be in CA..
     
  10. Jul 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    TW got me in a FAFO mood
    Spammed one guy with a shitty attitude. He was gone for two years and came back to post his truck for sale. He got mad when I told him no.
    Another dude bitchy cuz we nuked his thread cuz he wouldn’t open a box for pix. I then nuked his other FS thread cuz he’s an ass
     
  11. Jul 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    If you need somebody else to drop the hammer on, I'm sure I could find one. That's what friends are for.
     
  12. Jul 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    FA-> They did.
    FO-> They done did.
    Simple concept, you'd think more people would understand it.

    Kinda like "straight to jail" from earlier today.
    You undercook fish, straight to jail.
    You overcook chicken, straight to jail.
     
  13. Jul 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    The FS stuff has to be tiresome. The rules are simple.

    If you wanted to get a pass on one of them, you ask the staff if they will let you slide. Probably not going to happen, but you at least ask instead of ignoring them and then getting an attitude when you get busted for it.
     
  14. Jul 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    It is.
     
  15. Jul 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I’m cool with a lot, but when you start calling us nazi’s or asking if we are “having a slow day” because you won’t open ur box.
     
  16. Jul 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Yeah, that's pretty dumb.
     
  17. Jul 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    "I read the rules but like why do I have to follow them?"
     
  18. Jul 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Anyone in here see the screenshots from the entitled boomer trying to sell stuff who said how smart and rich he was? He declared the rules didn't apply to him because he has more important things to do than post to hit the minimum required post amount.
     
  19. Jul 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    No, but I'd love to see screenshots of it. :popcorn:
     
  20. Jul 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I believe it was @T-Rex266 that showed me. One of the most entitled people I have ever come across. Demanding respect and thinking he was far above everyone else
     
  21. Jul 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Kuul!
     
  22. Jul 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Was this the guy that thought anyone not in a 3rd gen was poor and jealous, so @ToyoMafia made a sticker about him? :rofl:
     
  23. Jul 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
    ToyoMafia

    ToyoMafia SSEM #15-3MW-RGBA#?-@toyomafiaworld Vendor

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    That guy still around? I’m bored
     
  24. Jul 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I don’t recall it, but go ahead and post
     
  25. Jul 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Hmmm I swear it was you. I went and searched my conversations by punching in your username and I couldn't find it :angrygirl:
     
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  26. Jul 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Eh, even if he's not, I've seen the same mentality come in from a lot of the 3rd gen owners in denial about any issues.

    Don't get me wrong, I like my 3rd gen. It's nice. However, I'm not blind and I can see that it ain't perfect.

    If you look at the 2025 engine thread there are the usual names popping up to defend it.


    Like you, I am tired. I no longer care. I've got what I've got and I just pray it holds up. If it doesn't then I'll worry about it. Until then, I'm just enjoying the ride.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :rofl:
     
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  28. Jul 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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