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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.9%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    3 vote(s)
    7.7%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    33.3%
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    Blue Thunder

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    S/C your truck and it will still last longer than the stock Ferd
     
  3. Jul 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    one step ahead of ya.

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  4. Jul 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    What's blue and doesn't weigh much at all?


































    Light blue....
     
  5. Jul 24, 2025 at 8:29 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I believe he already has done that.

    edit. Obviously late.
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Hahaha…totally missed that!
     
  8. Jul 24, 2025 at 8:59 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    When I was a kid, some of the neighbors had swamp coolers and no AC.
    They'd run the swap cooler and/or attic fan in the hallway to cool the house..
     
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    We grew up with swamp coolers as well. Granted the Denver heat isn't near as bad as Texas heat but 90 is still 90. Those things actually work pretty damn good.
     
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    Black Wolf

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    Don't diss Spam!
     
  14. Jul 24, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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    Cincinnati Weatehr today: 88 °F°C Precipitation: 0% Humidity: 66% Wind: 6 mph
    AND we get to mix and pour 60 bags of concrete this afternoon!
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    My garage isn't either and I use it to work on the car and truck, which won't fit with the door closed when I work on it, so AC would be pointless for me. One of the first things I did when we bought the house 25 years ago was cut a hole in the garage roof and mounted a 3300cf swamp.





    This house is the first one I've lived in that has AC. Used to be brutal in summer when it got humid during monsoon. Actually, this house had dual cooling- AC and swamp, but after dealing with swamp coolers for the main system for most of my life and hating it, I took the cooler off the house, capped it and only use the AC now.
     
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    Rule of 3 or 3's.
    Everything happens in threes.
     
  18. Jul 24, 2025 at 9:59 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    RIP to the Hulkster. I grew up watching him wrestling in the WWF, before they got sued by the World Wildlife Fund and changed to WCW. I remember being a kid and seeing the movie with him and Zeus and thinking it was the greatest thing ever. 71 isn't old by any means, I can't help but wonder if the roids cut things short.

    I just saw a clip of Ronnie Coleman, Mr. Olympia, and the guy can hardly walk now. Crazy stuff...
     
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    T-Rex266

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    It’s not the gear, when done correctly and safely. Many just abuse it- mainly kids who are gonna pay for it later. Running a gram of this, gram of that as their first cycle. Idiots.
     
  20. Jul 24, 2025 at 10:06 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    I agree. It's why TRT is a huge thing nowadays. Hell, if I wasn't so fearful of needles, I would have been on gear in my 20's & 30's. I guess that phobia had a benefit after all lol.
     
  21. Jul 24, 2025 at 10:21 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Trt works if you are really low in t

    otherwise, you are just doing a continuous cycle
     
  22. Jul 24, 2025 at 10:21 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    I was lucky enough to survive running with some gear in my teens for a long time. Thank god, the orthodontist finally took them off. :angrygirl:

    like taking off an A.D.D.!!!
     
  23. Jul 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
    j-utah

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    I feel like carrying some shame for the 3rd gen community, just on general principle. Shame is a pretty great thing to have around and I feel like it’s just evaporating quite a bit from the world.

    This is why I support and respect anyone who wants to wear a giant condom.
     
  24. Jul 24, 2025 at 10:43 AM
    j-utah

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    If I was more enthusiastic about truck mods right now, I would lean into this whole A.D. thing on my truck.
    Bedazzle that shit. AirDamGrillz. :monocle:
     
  25. Jul 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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    Picture this:
    You hit 25 mph (or whatever the magic number is) the air dam drops down and it's adorned with giant sparkly diamond teefs.

    Panties drop for miles.

    (Good thing I have some shame left in me.)
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    The air dams on the 4th gen tacomas are absolutely out of this world terrible lol. I don't know how anyone can look at their Tacoma and not immediately feel the urge to take it off.
     
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    I have found this to be very true. Hulk makes 3 after Ozzy and the actor from The Cosby Show.

    I say let’s keep it rolling and go for an even 6
     
  28. Jul 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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    Mdnitedrftr TAKITEZ

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    EVERY manufacturer has some kind of BIG issues right now and they want top dollar for everything. It's insane.
     

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