Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Another nice mini-truck on the vintage Price Is Right.

 

It took 6 weeks, but they arrested that punk in the Helmet chucking rocks at LEO.

https://x.com/i/status/1948056678504767913

 

Good deal!

 

Do not pass Go. Do not get $200. Straight to jail

 

The irony is everyone was prob “Pfft, not even a real half-ton” back then

 

Don't know who he is.

 

You might as well be doing hot yoga

 

He'll be in jail for all of a few days then sent back to where he was trying to escape to in the first place

 

I will pay for that ticket

 

That dude is straight up evil. He’ll be running the brotherhood and covered in Nazi tats quicker than you can say “don’t drop the soap”.

I think he loves the attention…ignore him and he’ll lose his chit.

 

I thought the same thing. So I'm keeping the old tent and having a local seamstress sew in a new zipper.

 

Hopefully. No need to spend taxpayer dollars housing and feeding him.

 

agreed.

and

strangely enough, I do best in a hot environment.*

easier to warm up.

and @ 57yrs all my functions need to be warm.

I call it the tin man syndrome.


I'm stiff as all get out, till I get warm.

and once I'm warmed up....please, for the love of God don't let me cool off.




*the only time(s) I've gotten injured is when the temp was cool.

 

I run 9 fans. mostly squirrel cages.

2 swamp fans...well, one of the swamp fan pumps just shit the bed.

as long as you stay in the safety cage, you are good.

once you step out of the cool zone....you are on your own.



similar to the boiler operators on the Iowa class battle ships....they had to stay under the overhead fan or melt.
<I was not in the military, I just love engineering.>

 

the Houston economy shuts down @ 50 degrees.

 

and allow me to go off on a tangent:


Swamp cooler work.

hands down

they will drop the temp in the near vicinity.

evaporative cooling for the win.



and my garage is not sheetrocked....so A/C is not an option.

 

https://www.tundras.com/threads/add-with-hardware.161537/#post-3986883

 

Will ship

 

There's so much wrong with that ad...my eye is twitching

 

Hopefully, you didn't catch G-EZs pinkeye

 

I know, right?

Nobody wants that shit anyway! Just like chrome door handles, it belongs in the trash.

 

SMH

 

SMS

So much shame.

 

More like zero shame. (from the ad poster)
There's a reason people take those damn things off.

And the title cracks me up... he's selling his Attention Deficit Disorder? (With hardware!)

 

I went shopping for a new truck*.

I won't go into a long dissertation

but

I learned I have the best 1/2 ton out there.

and I will keep it.






*I was eyeballing the F250 with 7.3L gasser...to add the Harrop S/C. 800 easy hp.