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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    21.6%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    21.6%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    18.9%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    3 vote(s)
    8.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    11 vote(s)
    29.7%
  1. Jul 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    BreyTundy

    BreyTundy Big 4Lo Guy

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    Good luck brother, it’ll all work out!
     
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  3. Jul 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    perfect workout conditions:bananadead:


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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    No
     
  5. Jul 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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    kirkb Lurking Member

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    If you don't mind me asking, where did you find that temperature display?

    Edit: nevermind, I think I found it on Amazon.
     
  6. Jul 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
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    T-Rex266

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    they need to let the military know about this torture device thing
     
  8. Jul 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Humidifier didnt do shit for my nose bleeds.
     
  9. Jul 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    :( Hang in there man!
     
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  10. Jul 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Know whats wild?
    walking around with vaseline in ur nose
     
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  11. Jul 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I have a Marmot tent that's only 4 years old. The zippers stopped functioning so I reached out to them via their warranty claims link on their website. It's taken a few weeks to get everything sorted out via an email chain they started in response to my claim, but I just received a final response from them asking what color I'd like in the current version of the same model tent. Mind you I was only asking for them to replace the zipper but apparently it's cheaper to just replace my old tent with a brand new one. I'd call that a win.
     
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  12. Jul 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I'm pretty sure they have some methods already. But I'll forward your request up the chain of command.
     
  13. Jul 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I think that's what i had.. burned like a MF!
     
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  14. Jul 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
    SAGE63

    SAGE63 Wannabe Go Fast Overlander Small Rock Crawler

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    Damn that sucks.... good luck
     
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  15. Jul 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    But it's a dry heat??:crapstorm:
     
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  16. Jul 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
    SAGE63

    SAGE63 Wannabe Go Fast Overlander Small Rock Crawler

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    REI used to be great like that with lifetime repair or replace.... not anymore. You are now lucky to get 1 year.... Needless to say I dont shop there anymore after they wanted me to pay $85 to replace a tent zipper. F'n A holes...

    I wont even step in their stores.
     
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  17. Jul 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I have 4 old clocks in my garage and bought one of those for the outside temp.
    I couldn't find a decent spot to put the outside sensor to where it wouldn't read 5 to 10 degrees over the actual temp.

    I sent it back to Amazon.
    The digital clock looked stupid with the old dial clocks anyway.

    Same goes for the bedroom clock, I mounted it up under the roof eave.
    It reads 105, but it is only 97 outside.
    But I kept it, it projects the time and temp on the ceiling..
     
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  18. Jul 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Yes, I'm bored.
    I cleaned the dryer vent today.
    It vents out of the roof from the laundry room.
    Had quite a bit of lint in it, considering I did it last year.
    It's about a 20-foot reach to the rooftop vent outlet.

    I had to order a wifi extender for the new garage TV.
    The signal was barely fair and would disconnect at times.
    Now it is excellent, and I'm getting 545 Mbps on the garage PC, I'm paying for 500.
    I was only getting around 35 to 40 on that PC, 10 to 15 before I got fiber..:thumbsup:

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  19. Jul 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I had the same.

    I mounted my outside sensor just out side the garage window...in a constant shady spot.

    the inside sensor is odd because there is a heat ceiling...it's that hot @ 7 feet

    but about 3 degrees cooler at 4 ft

    amazing.

    the slab in the garage is still ~80 degrees, so when I rest i generally lay on floor.

    the humidity recently has been laughable....I go thru 3 dew rags.
     
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  20. Jul 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Nobody wants to know about your weird fetish kinks.
     
  21. Jul 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
    Azblue

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    Time for a garage mini-split, or at least a swamp cooler like I have.
     
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  22. Jul 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I've been spending a lot of time in the garage doing my PT for the last several months.
    It's starting to turn into a workout adding some work with my thick rubber bands.
    Added some situps and walking up and down my exercise step.

    I'm lucky to have a double window in the garage as well as 2 fans.
    I don't mind the heat so much, but I can't be out on the sun like I used to.
     
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  23. Jul 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I disagree..
     
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    Melikeymy beer

    Melikeymy beer No cooler for you!

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    I used to tell them I was extremely interested and ask if they could hold on while I found my reading glasses. Then I would check back after about 20 minutes to see if they were still there.
     
  25. Jul 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
    Melikeymy beer

    Melikeymy beer No cooler for you!

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    Running the space heater overnight.

    Screenshot_20250723-171028.png
     
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  26. Jul 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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    That is not fair. Now I don't like you.
     
  27. Jul 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    On the way to work this morning
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    Hit 90 this afternoon
     
  28. Jul 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Not mine. I drink at least a gallon of water a day.
     
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  29. Jul 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    And this is why our landfills are full...
     
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  30. Jul 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I love it, that's hilarious
     
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