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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    22.9%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    22.9%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    20.0%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    5.7%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    28.6%
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    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Says the guy who drinks beer flavored water.
     
  2. Jul 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    Dice valve stem caps (black)
    Well it’s cow tongue and lips, so the grease acts as a tenderizer.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    FIFY.. To quote my grandpa
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    Lol I was just going to say, don't forget the assholes!
     
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    Azblue

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    When I want a better option, I make a batch of my homemade jerky. But sometimes you just want a greasy chemical laden meat like snack.
     
  6. Jul 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Pus-filled meat(?) sticks..:annoyed:
     
  7. Jul 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    3.5 hours and not a single TWSS. tsk tsk...
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :eek:
     
  9. Jul 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I don't think it means what he thinks it means...
     
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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    He put too much goop in his hair
     
  14. Jul 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Man... no upper lip and her mouth is crooked :eek2:

    I'll leave that one for Larry :rofl:
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    As a wise man once said, "the chemicals make it more betterer".
     
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    Azblue

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    Exactly. That must be some smart dude.
     
  18. Jul 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
    Azblue

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    He could ask her out for some pizza.
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    What about a Sam's club pack of slim jims?
     
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    Florida AF

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    on today's episode of shit we didnt know lived on our property....

    upload_2025-7-21_20-42-48.png

    Also, slim jims are gross... like, very gross.
     
  21. Jul 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
    Azblue

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    Whoa, one step at a time man. Start with the pizza and then once you have mastered that move, step up to the pack of Slim Jims.
     
  22. Jul 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    What if I refer to them as slender James? That would be more sophisticated right?
     
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    Florida AF

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    Today's interview with the hiring manager went well. I was told I should hear back on Wednesday if I go to meet the team or not... we will see!


    Speaking of gross... a guilty pleasure of mine that I eat once every few years... Totinos pizza rolls.

    Those little mouth melting pockets of fake food are sooooo good. Until they exit your body and are reminded why you dont eat them.
     
  24. Jul 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
    Azblue

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    No
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Think that’s my gay cousin’s stage name.
     
  26. Jul 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Lol
     
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    Good luck. :fingerscrossed:
     
  28. Jul 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Good luck buddy!
     
  29. Jul 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Jeezus, I didn't look at her that hard.:rolleyes:
    I wasn't planning on jerking off to her. :eek2:
    I was just trying to make a point about the Slim Jim lie..:cool:
     
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    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    Good luck brother!
     
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