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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%

  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    23.5%

  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%

  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%

  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    29.4%
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  1. Jul 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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    Black Wolf

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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I get so much enjoyment watching Manny get the crawdads. My left knee is killing me. I sit and watch. Old surgery. Football. 1970. Causing all sorts of pain now. Need to get that looked at it seems. At 69, The view is priceless....
     
    Black Wolf, Jul 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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  2. Jul 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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    Florida AF

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    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    today was interesting... worked on the boat some, found a couple issues I need to resolve, but also some things worked out great... but between the 3-10 trips between the storage and the barn./.. I picked up roughly 25 ticks....

    I hate those little bastards...
     
    Florida AF, Jul 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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  3. Jul 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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    Black Wolf

    #248673
    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Ticks suck. How do you get them off?
     
    Black Wolf, Jul 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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  4. Jul 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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    Florida AF

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    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    These were all nymphs so I just scraped them off. normally I use a tick puller for the larger ones... these pricks today were much more annoying.
     
    Florida AF, Jul 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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  5. Jul 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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    NWPirate

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    65 hour week is done, I'm tired.
    20250720_205002.jpg
     
    NWPirate, Jul 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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