Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

I hate flossing.

 

https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg

 

From the mind of Les Claypool and Primus, I give you some of the most bizarre lyrics ever written:


Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her
So she caged him up with cyclone fence
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said, "Recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers
That beaver eats Taco Bell"

Now Rex, he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek
But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis
And he ain't pissed for a week and a half

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver
And she stuck him up in the air
Said, "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair"
Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me

Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time
She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
She might have a porcupine

Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Leslie E Claypool / Timothy W Alexander / Reid L Iii Lalonde

 

I like this version better.

https://youtu.be/eHXlxabxEKs?si=5RTrzimzvK5_C90f

 

Got the second interview! Scheduled for Monday afternoon!

 

Great news! Best of luck!

 

Thank you sir! Fingers and toes are crossed!!!

 

That’s like Mr. Bungle weird.

 

I think it's three joints, a peyote tab, NOx, and some liquor all at once that wrote those lyrics.

 

I'm thinking there had to be some magic mushrooms in the mix somewhere.

 

Hell yeah, good luck!

You've missed a lot

 

Well, the UPS driver buyout has become a reality.

They're offering $1800 per year of service, and one still receives full pension and retirement insurance that has already been earned.
So they'll pay me $70K to retire, and I was thinking about retiring anyway.

ALTHOUGH the drivers chosen are subject to the needs of the company at each given facility in seniority order.
Even though I'm #18 out of 250 drivers, I might not get it if I apply...
No matter what, I can still retire, but the 'bonus' would be nice.

I've got some decisions to make in the next 2 weeks.
It is a 2-week window to apply that starts today.

The Teamsters are pissed.
Why do you ask?
IMHO it is because they don't get a dime of the buyout money..

 

So if you apply but don't receive the buyout, could you keep working? Or would they force you to retire without it?

 

I could either keep working or retire without the buyout.
They cannot force anyone to retire.

Since I've been off with surgeries since January, the thought of going back isn't very appealing.
I've already hit top retirement pay at 35 years, I have 39.
It doesn't go up any higher, whether I stay a couple more years or not..

I have a feeling that when this contract ends 8/1/2028, it's going to get worse.
There will either be a minimal increase in the pension, or the company will work to abolish the pension for new hires.

 

I do not disagree.
I'm a union member by chance in a right-to-work state.
My local is worthless, they have been for years.
I only pay dues because of the pay and benefits I have on a national level.
There are a very few coworkers that don't pay dues, but still have the same union benefits and pay as those who do pay dues.

 

Maybe this one...

 

I think you underestimate the elite level of gooners we have in this thread...

 

Even without the bonus, with pension and assuming the retirement insurance cost is decent, that really would seem enticing.

Example: The retiree health insurance price offered by my previous employer was going to be 5X the employee price. Needless to say, not sustainable.

Hope it works out for you.

 

I highly recommend retirement if you can work out health insurance