Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Same I worked outside my whole career
I bet I’ve peed more outdoors than in
Even at home I routinely piss right off the deck it’s nice living semi rural surrounded by woods

 

Don’t think I’ve complained about the weather yet this week

 

Strange weather here today, not sure if we will reach the high.

 

They brought in Jim Farley from Lexus to change the product quality culture of the organization but it seems to have amounted to very little...

 

Yeah, I don't know or care who he is either. And why do we give a fuck about his personal life.

 

It also makes a difference when you're the one cleaning the toilets in the house.

My wife and I have separate cleaning tasks.
She will clean the bathroom, but I will clean the shower/bathtubs, the toilets, and mop the floors.

I'd love to have a guest bath with a urinal.

 

Ha!

I’m in charge of income

she’s in charge of outflow

 

Big 3 don’t care

UAW has seat at the table

that’s where the $ goes

 

My grandfather had a plumbed in urinal in his shop so he didn't have to walk 100+ yards back to the house.

My cousin drilled a hole in his shop wall, stuck a piece of PVC pipe in at an angle and glued a funnel on the inside end. He laid gravel outside at the spill end for drainage. No plumbing needed.

 

Dude decided to have an affair with that? He deserves to be living in a single wide by the end of his divorce

 

Back from another trip...

Qatar biz class...their Airbus A350s don't have center stow bins...it's kind of unnerving having that much open space above you. It's also obnoxious having to share a bin with another asshat.


Think I want a DC-3 in my front yard when I retire...The internet says this is a C-47 military transport from WWII and the first Garuda bought and converted to commercial use. Can you imagine the stories this airplane could tell?!


Hotel forbidden fruit...it looks delicious until you look closer. Hotel was in building with huge shopping mall. There were at least a dozen sushi restaurants there...I avoided all of them.


The hotel had amazing food but their desserts were not that impressive...did try their durian creme brûlée...it was interesting.


This is a MAX-8, one of about 7 they have. We're congo-lining out to the runway. One MAX took off as we pushed back, another took off as this one passed us and beat us to the runway.


Fourteen hours later, 30 minutes out of Seattle...over the Canadian Rockies.


Had a full day at the customer on Wednesday and got dropped at the airport at 4:30 pm local time...2hr wait, 8hr flight to Doha, 9hr layover and 14.5hr flight to Seattle. 35.5hrs transit...think that's a record for me. Slept 9hrs on the last flight so hopefully GTG.

 

Curious for those of you who sit to pee... do you wipe afterwards as well?


Not that I really care, but I just want to silently judge you even more.

 

The big 3 don’t care, why would they. Just look at their commercials — buying any other brand is basically treason.

 

That Depends...

 

Yes. No.