Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

At least the 3rd gen threads aren't about LITERAL shit. But equally shitty, no question. I probably need to apologize for my participation in the shitshow.

 

I'm not a bidet hater, but I just don't get the appeal.

5 squares, double ply, folded in thirds, repeat as necessary.
No wiping mishaps. Never an issue with butthole cleanliness.

The previous (serious?) example of "getting poop, say, on your arm...."
If you're getting poop on your arm, or anywhere other than the general vicinity of your arse/arsehole for that matter, you should probably take steps to improve either digestion, aim or TP handling.
(Speaking as one who is NOT immune to the occasional Taco Bell blowout.)

 

All this shop talk brings back great memories. When I was in 11th grade, my shop teacher Mr. Furman approached me about something I was constructing. It was obviously a bong from every appearance, but he asked me anyways. When I told him it was just a lamp for my Mom, he just shook his head and laughed...this is why I miss the 80's.

 

Same.
Wood Shop, 7th or 8th grade, Small Gas Engines in 9th grade, then Auto Mech. and Auto Body in HS.
Great stuff that taught me a lot and sent me down a path. Loved every bit of it.

I would imagine most of it is not offered anymore.

 

Mike Rowe has been battling this, and deserves a lot of credit exposing all the possibilities our kids have been denied.

 

We need to add... Yes, I had one in a previous home that I've owed!!!

 

No... add G-ez, who's redently sustained pink eye

 

They absolutely are, but I didn't use my for cleaning after a number 2....

It was the epic ball/junk washer post coitus

Perfect combination of I don't have time for a shower and I don't want to wash my dick in the sink!!!!