Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Kids are finally dragging their asses out of bed. Time to go boating.


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And did the energy drop noticeably on anything newer than the Black album? When we saw them last year the crowd was much quieter on their newer junk. “Newer” as post 1991ish

 

the crowd was wild the whole time.

lots of yutes there.

they played a few newer songs, and they were awesome....even tho I don't much care for them

the sound and performance was just electric. which made every song wild.


this was my daughter's (21yr) first "rock" concert...we took her and the boyfriend- he was in hog heaven.

she was in shock....her last concert was matchbox 20.

she was laughing so hard she was crying when Pantera came out. bald head dude with no shoes was too much.

 

“the sake of fuck” ....


I think it would be 'for fuck's sake', as the sake belonging to fuck.
Is it possessive?

 

It always takes me 1-3 days to clear an allergy attack if it overwhelms my meds. Not matter what I hot load into my system.

 

I hate when people say "I could care less". It actually takes away form the impact of the correct statement, which is "I couldn't care less!"

 

Fuck's

 

I’ve never really looked at the product links on my screen. and I just did for the first time. Hopefully everyone sees the same stuff and this isn’t just me.

 

No, it's just you..

 

That what I was afraid of.

I don’t need ANOTHER grill side table

 

THAT is the one you were concerned about..

What I'm seeing today..

 

Mine scrolls vertically on my phone, I see your items in the same order at first, and then after that it gets… stranger.

 

It’s the all categories tab, I’m assuming. But damn funny.

I guess. FWP.

 

More 3rd Gen(ish) drama...

https://www.tundras.com/threads/always-amazed….160008/

Not sure what the OP of that thread was drinking first thing in the morning but I don't think they got the result they were looking for...

 

Hey, a lot of thought was put into that thread by the OP....

 

Nope... that's all you

I've got wheels, haikus and duct tape in mine!!!

 

Move to AK. Way north beyond Fairbanks, beyond where trees grow. Just willows. You are not allergic to willows are you?

 

Yep. Just you. I have wheels and such like a cat litter box.

 

What a username. LOL

https://www.tundras.com/threads/cheap-winch-bumpers.160017/#post-3956680

 

Over the past couple of days, I’ve been playing fishing guide to two lovely older ladies on the boat. One of them—let’s call her “K”—was a bit... well, handsy. Yesterday, while I was bent over in the boat—probably trying not to fall into the water—she decided to give my butt a little unsolicited pat. Charming, right?

At one point, she threw her arms around me for a hug, resting her head on one side of my chest, while she rubbed the other. Then, with the seriousness of a perfume commercial, she told me I smelled “fantastic.” Now, I’d like to clarify—this was a blatant lie. It was 91 degrees, and I’d been rowing a drift boat all day. I probably smelled like a combination of sweat, sunscreen, and regret.

Today, she took it a step further and invited me to spend the night with her. When I mentioned my wife—because, you know, boundaries—her response was, “We won’t tell her.” Classy. She kept pressing her boobs against me and touching my shoulders, chest, and back like I was a human buffet.

Now, I’m not exactly crying foul here—I mean, who wouldn’t enjoy a little attention? But here’s the kicker: despite two days of productive fishing, I walked away with... a goose egg in the tips department. Zero. Nada. Nothing. Clearly, I should have put out—or at least pretended I was interested. Lesson learned: next time, maybe I’ll bring a fishing pole and a heart-shaped box of chocolates.

 

Was this one of your clients?

 

The tip for a tip, it's only fair..