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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

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    20.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.9%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    3 vote(s)
    7.7%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    33.3%
  1. Jun 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Precisely why I went back to Toyota. Miss the 5.0 Coyote, but that transmission was sketchy.
     
  2. Jun 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I've never had a taco, besides the pink variety, that didn't have cheese in it. If there is cheese in a pink taco, well.... you done fucked up.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    The frito pie version of tacos... :facepalm:
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    made with the cheapest and fattiest cuts. So yeah that tracks.


    PS: I am in agreement with you about cheese in tacos. I just didn't explain that in my above post. :pccoffee:
     
  5. Jun 15, 2025 at 6:21 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Should have waited to sell the Ferd until after you swapped the two engines. :D
     
  6. Jun 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Dude, if the 5.0 could be mated up to the 3rd gen Tundra there would be so much camping.


    [​IMG]
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That's funny :laughing:
     
  8. Jun 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I try. :hattip:
     
  9. Jun 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Sorry man. I'm sure that was a roller-coaster of emotions thinking it could of been you.

    Take it easy today, happy father's day. :fistbump:
     
  10. Jun 15, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I cooked a couple meals Thursday and took them to my Mom and Dad Friday.
    Hung out and talked for a couple of hours, listening to my Dad complain.

    Today the kids are taking me to lunch, wife (stepmom) is staying home.
    She wants to make sure I visit with the kids without her doing all the talking.
    Besides that I think she needs a day to herself after having me home for 5 months.
    She'll see everyone next week for the granddaughter's first birthday party.

    My wife and dogs got me a Texas iPhone case I wanted, a Dad's Day T-shirt with the dog's name on it, the Tornado air blow-out tool I asked for, and $100.:cool::thumbsup:
     
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  11. Jun 15, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    You need to show it LOVE.
    The devil's weed will grow if you show it some love...:eek::cool:
     
  12. Jun 15, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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  13. Jun 15, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    My oldest works on Sundays, so she took me out to my favorite wing place yesterday.
    20250614_170124.jpg
     
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  14. Jun 15, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS
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    :eek2::cool:
     
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    Very well said.
     
  16. Jun 15, 2025 at 9:26 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Sorry brother… I have been following the “blanco” YT channel for years now (since the Max accidents) and he covers all the private and commercial accidents. It is amazing how many private aircraft accidents there are every year. Glad you got a good day with him before the event.
     
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    Hooters?
     
  18. Jun 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    No, a local place called Big Woody's
     
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    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Isn't that the result of going to Hooter's?
     
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    IIRC, many hooters locations are filing for bankruptcy
     
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    vmkeith Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

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    It's all about location, location, location. Some places you get the opposite turtle effect :rofl:
     
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    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    My dad passed 15 years ago.
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    We are visiting my folks this weekend, so just hanging out. I don’t do cards or gifts. My mom’s birthday is this coming week so we brought her flowers.

    I have a visceral dislike of store-bought cards. Both sending and receiving. Would rather send a text with my own words/thoughts or call the person.
     
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    vmkeith Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
  27. Jun 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
    vmkeith

    vmkeith Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

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    Also, don't get bend out of shape. There's 5 main types of people on forums:

    1. The DIYer that thinks they're experts and gets combative when someone has a counter argument for their project and can't take criticism.
    2. People that give advice from their experiences and always looking for feedback
    3. Weekend warriors trying to get into the DIY scene and soak up the information
    4. DIYers that have encountered an issue they're not familiar with and needs advice
    5. People trying to unload their extra crap

    Not worth getting bent out of shape over anything. Just roll with the punches and move on.
     
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  28. Jun 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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    Not bent out of shape at all. I only clicked on it to see the price because I am terrible with money. :anonymous:


    Seeing the post count and date just made me roll my eyes, and I decided to ask him about it to gauge the reaction.


    After posting it I thought about it and wanted to have my friends in this thread doublecheck for me. They'll let me know when I'm being a jerk.




    Honestly, I should have just hit the report button with my concerns and let the mods do their thing. Guess my filter is malfunctioning today.
     
  29. Jun 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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    vmkeith Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

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    Understood, I'm just thinking out loud. But if you're anything like me, my day isn't complete until at least 1 person thinks I'm an asshole :dancingbacon::broccoli::rofl:
     
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    Not completely, but a little off, I guess.
     
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