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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

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  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

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  3. No

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  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

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  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

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    OldGuy03

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    That is a much better choice than a boat. I'm guessing you'll find you can ride 3-4 times the distance and still get a good cardio session in.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    It’s okay. It now looks like one of the in vogue matte finishes. After all, with 215,000 miles and 17 years can I really complain? The environmentally mandated change to water based finishes results in poorer results.
     
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    Username is also yootoob channel. Not a bad thing, but just made me wonder. Too new to tell what the motivation is.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    New member click bait for his channel... #YOUTUBETURFWARS :rofl:

    Everyone is special and deserves a channel :facepalm:

    Anyhow, to answer your question... it would appear that he has enough input for a 10 minute video, or he really had nothing to say and that's the obligatory youtoob cutoff for extra $$ so they can insert commericals and such into videos thus elevating your $$$$...

    So, my feedback would be if you can ramble on for 10 minutes in a video (not sure about what as I didn't watch it), then I'm guessing he's had more than one opportunity to contribute some useful information here... but hasn't :D

    So, my official verdict... 100% clickbait!!!!!

    :nuclear:
     
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    He joined the forum today. If he joined a month ago I would instantly agree. As it is, benefit of the doubt for a new guy, IMO.
     
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    How big of a tire can you put on it without a lift and no rubbing?
     
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    Just prodded in that thread. We'll see if he responds.
     
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    Too late
     
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    :laugh:

    2.5’s LOL!
     
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    Well I just made it up to the top of the dam, without stopping, for the first time in 21 years :yes:

    And I’m not saying anything else about the ride. I’ve learned my lesson :oops:

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    :smokertransformer:
     
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    Yes when you get older the prostate makes you pee more often - glad you soled the problem!
     
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    Depends + bike shorts = WINNING! :bananadance:
     
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    Any of the older crew here like myself, remember these 8oz. Cokes in the glass bottle we had when we were kids? :) You can still buy them today, and even though they taste much better than regular Coke, still not 100% convinced that they are the exact same as the original. :notsure:



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    Speaking of older crew, I turned 55 in May and saw my PCP on Wed. I got referrals to a dermatologist for a cist and skin cancer check for a weird looking mole, a low dose Cat scan for being a former smoker, and my favorite, another colonoscopy. Good times.
     
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    I have an allergist visit next week
    For now, they asked me to keep taking my allergy script meds and double up with the nose spray and Zyrtec for the time being.
    I was tested in 2018/2019(?) for allergies. Allergic to every tree, plant, grass, and brush in this lovely state :annoyed:
     
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    Sounds like you need to join @Outbound out in the frozen wastes of Hoth. Frozen pollen should be less irritating. :)
     
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    Follow the Docs orders and stay healthy my friend, we need you here. :cheers: Was up on the roof today cleaning out the gutters from all the Spring tree shit, was not as confident as I used to be being up there, didn't fall off but not as nimble as I used to be. Getting old pretty much sucks. :(
     
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    I checked into that with my knees. They said no
     
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    Thanks, and I do try to keeps up with all the shit, had too many things in the past not to. It's just the colonoscopy, I've had them before and not looking forward to it. If I recall, it felt something like this:



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V56geBvma1E
     
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    Just show up to it drunk. Wouldn't be the first time you drank and didn't remember something going in your butt, right?
    :drevil:
     
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    It was just that one time and you know what they say, what happens at Tundras to Sedona stays in Sedona.
     
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    :worthless:
     
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    My phone keeps telling me that colon cancer is being found in younger people now... :spy:




    I mean it's been in the little alert feed part for more than a week solid now, so I'm guessing we're gonna see doctors and the entire medical field start pushing a freakin' crap ton of screening. I'm guessing they're going to start pushing colonoscopies down to folks in their 30s and 40s now...

    It's all about the benjamins, man!!!! :spending:
     
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    Not to get too personal but the Doc just told me I am a a perfect ass.
     
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    Allergies? We don't have no stinkin' allergies up here.
     
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