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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    9 vote(s)
    22.0%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    19.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.1%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    4 vote(s)
    9.8%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    31.7%
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Poetry I can relate to.
     
  2. Jun 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    ugh, now this thread is off the rails
     
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    GODZILLA

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    We've had haikus before. This one was requested by @Azblue so I had to do it.
     
  4. Jun 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    No. And I dislike poetry more than dad jokes.
     
  5. Jun 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
    GODZILLA

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    You are impossible to please! You tell me to post politics, so I do, and then you tell me I'm doing it wrong. :annoyed:
     
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    What year was this
     
  7. Jun 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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  8. Jun 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    T-Rex266

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    :laugh:
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    If you use Toyota clear coat then it will peel off in two years!
     
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    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    That is a cool trip! Amazing.
     
  13. Jun 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    We’ve been getting these every time we go to Costco. I mean, every time my wife graciously goes there for us. They’re excellent, but yeah they are just sticks and not the real deal. But also not greasy, so my 20th century arteries appreciate them. They are great air fried.

    image.jpg
     
  15. Jun 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    see, I appreciated the proper spacing
     
  16. Jun 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    :fistbump:
     
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    Only if it's painted white!
     
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
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    @GODZILLA interesting short story for you. Denver Sheriffs Department sent me a certified letter today. Of course, I’m like WTF?
    Opened it. The bike I traded was impounded in Denver on 6/1. (Customers y have only had that bike for maybe around a
    month). The letter continued to say it was impounded as it impeded roadway and driver was incapacitated.
    Of course, not thinking of a bike, as the letter said 2022 Honda, I emailed the sheriffs department impound sector advising I do not own, nor have ever owned a 2022 Honda.
    I call a friend to have the plate ran to see who the registered owner is, because it’s clearly not me.
    Sure as shit the plate came back to someone in Denver, but vin is still in my name. (DMV delays).
    I’m trying to get access to report as I only know it involved serious body injury. Not sure if the guy is dead, or hospitalized. I sent a text to Tre sales rep I spoke with. Turns out, he sold the bike to the guy. He’s going to try and get ahold of him tomorrow.
    Hopefully the guy is ok
     
  22. Jun 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Crazy shit though, did they just want to let you know the DMV is dragging their feet?
     
  23. Jun 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:I got beer all over me now :annoyed:


    :anonymous:One of fav mves
     
  24. Jun 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
    T-Rex266

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    No, basically here are the fees so far. Pay it or it’s gonna be auctioned. Wonder what the condition the bike is in.
    I can’t go get it. Not trying to get charged with some shit for doing that lol.

    IMG_8994.jpg
     
  25. Jun 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :D:fistbump:
     
  26. Jun 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Lol
    You don't have to pay shit though, right?
     
  27. Jun 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    You're uncultured swine,
    So fuck you.
     
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  28. Jun 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Nope. Not my bike.
     
  29. Jun 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
    Azblue

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    That's not very nice. If I had feelers you might have hurt them, but I don't so whatever.
     
  30. Jun 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Gotta love the bureaucracy. Slow as shit to get the title done, but johnny on the spot to tell you that you own them money.

    Hope the guy is ok. Hope the bike is, too.
     

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