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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    20.0%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    20.0%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.5%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    4 vote(s)
    10.0%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    32.5%
  1. Jun 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I like lemon on my fish but there's no way in hell I'm putting it on my fries...
     
  2. Jun 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Miles and miles to ride, right from the house.
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  3. Jun 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  4. Jun 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Did I miss it somewhere, or have you tried running a neck gaitor and then pulling it up to cover your mouth and nose while riding??
     
  5. Jun 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  6. Jun 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    upload_2025-6-10_22-6-37.jpg
     
  7. Jun 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    ain't nobody got room for all those individual db's.

    powerblocks for the win.
     
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  8. Jun 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    There!!!! How'd I do??? :bananadead:
     
  9. Jun 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Morning suffering is the best kind.

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  10. Jun 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I wish I enjoyed the suffering like you all seem to.

    I think I'm allergic to exercise.
     
  11. Jun 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
    455h0le_dachshund

    455h0le_dachshund Mum stole me darts

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    Why am I quoted from the dog thread, but in here, with no context? Way out of my comfort zone haha


    A place where politics is ok on the forum?
    Where am I?
     
  12. Jun 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    @Tripleconpanna doesn't know how to multi-quote. I believe he randomly grabbed posts to drive the point home that he is outside his comfort zone on the process.


    As for the political bit.... yeah, IDK. Usually discussion of issues without tying it to politics is ok, but stuff seems to have drifted in here. I don't know what's going on.
     
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  13. Jun 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    Once the mulch is done, I’m clear coating this old wheelbarrow.

    IMG_6479.jpg
     
  14. Jun 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Didn't we determine earlier that clear coated "patina" (or rust) = :puke:
    Or does that only apply to cars/trucks?
     
  15. Jun 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    Can I have an exemption? I don’t want it to look just like the new ones, I need all the street cred I can get.
     
  16. Jun 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl:

    :fistbump:
     
  17. Jun 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Chrome it
     
  18. Jun 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I thought it was fine if it was truly earned, but painting it or intentionally rusting it was the no-no?
     
  19. Jun 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Agree to agree.
     
  20. Jun 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    If you really want street cred, put a blower on it.

    (sorry, best I could do in 90 seconds)

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  21. Jun 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    That's like that old drawing of stairs that go in all directions and break perspective. It's so effed. LOL
     
  22. Jun 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Copilot is like the drunk uncle of AI.
     
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  23. Jun 11, 2025 at 8:03 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    It's not and the last thing any of us want to do is moderation in this thread. So, don't push too much. Except @GODZILLA , He should post a bunch of political stuff.
     
  24. Jun 11, 2025 at 8:03 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    AI is just good enough to hide that it's retarded. If you keep poking it eventually breaks down and shows that it's dumb. I just hate that it's being inserted into stuff and the general user doesn't have an option to turn it off.
     
  25. Jun 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I had a set of PowerBlocks with the stand, bought used on Craigslist.
    A couple of the plates broke, and Powerblocks sent replacements without question.
    I didn't even have to return the broken plates.:D

    I ended up selling them when my surgeries started.
    I don't lift that much weight anymore, I use the thick rubber bands for exercise these days..
    Sold that set of Powerblocks for more than I paid for them after owning them for 10 years..:thumbsup:
     
  26. Jun 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I got mine in 2001!

    still going strong.

    and they have been used weekly.
     
  27. Jun 11, 2025 at 8:25 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    With my luck, I’d get deported for that. :boom:
     
  28. Jun 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    I had the Ironmaster adjustable dumbbells for years. They were great but took a bit more effort to add and remove weights throughout the workout. I ended up giving them away to a friend after my last move back from Arizona. Also had the Super Bench from Ironmaster.

    https://www.ironmaster.com/categories/dumbbells-and-kettlebells/?Search=

    At this point, I would rather go into a gym to get my workouts in. I miss the social aspect of the gym from way back when I was in college and would workout 4-5 days a week.

    I had gym buddies who were prison guards all the way to ER nurses. It was a wide variety of people from all walks of life who all had fitness in common. Heck there was even a raging alcoholic who would literally get wasted in the parking lot and come in and want to play basketball with us.
     
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  29. Jun 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Just to add humor. And dogs
     
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  30. Jun 11, 2025 at 8:49 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I'm here often. And I'm also confused as to why the debate has stepped this far over the line.

    PS: I totally forgot about getting you that beer. After I'm done catching up with some office work today I'll head over the liq store and grab that for you.
     
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