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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    21.6%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    21.6%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    18.9%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    3 vote(s)
    8.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

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    29.7%
  1. Jun 9, 2025 at 7:12 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I knew they were close to you as far as location, but didn't realize that it was that close.
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    I was crushed when they found the girls and fully understand the rage that everyone feels.

    But let’s not forget that’s someone suffering from PTSD for serving the country. There’s no excuse for harming/killing kids but there’s also no excuse for neglecting our troops IMO.

    Also, the judge recently ordered him to get a psychiatric evaluation and he didn’t. Lots of opportunities were missed here…
     
  3. Jun 9, 2025 at 7:30 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I'm in. :fistbump:
    Yeah, pretty crazy.
    My poor wife was a mess in CdA when she heard the news that they found the girls. Then, we came home to our dog not able to walk. That was a shitty 24 hours
     
  4. Jun 9, 2025 at 7:40 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    We could get into a deeper discussion about individual rights, but if a judge thinks someone with PTSD is in a condition to need a psych eval, I would think it at least worth considering whether he should have access to kids. If this situation is true, there may be more culpability here than just the killer. But no one else will even get their hands slapped for it.
     
  5. Jun 9, 2025 at 7:51 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Oh, I agree. Normally I am the first person to tell the gubmint to back dafuk off.

    It was during a recent court proceeding to make adjustments to the parenting plan. So the judge smelled something and yet allowed Travis to continue unsupervised visits.
     
  6. Jun 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
    OldGuy03

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    I'm all for supporting Vets and ensuring they have good care transitioning back into civilian life. Which we don't...

    But...

    PTSD doesn't make one choose to stake out a campground (scene of the crime) and murder their own children. Then plan a get away. This act was clearly planned and coordinated from the intel that's being released so far. So I have zero empathy for what ever he was managing in relation to him being a combat vet if this is the route he chose. Intel has shown that his wife had multiple complaints about how abusive he was (to the court) yet the courts upheld their opinion that he had rights to the kids. So giving the man a psych evaluation, and not following through but still allowing him visitation rights shows that family courts don't care about the safety and well being of children. The family courts treat children like property and that is the bigger underlying issue at stake here. And it's because they don't want to make tough choices about parental rights. The family court system is broken I can tell you that. And this isn't the first case of showing how broken it is.
     
  7. Jun 9, 2025 at 8:04 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    You're right on track. If family court judges were being held liable for their choices, they wouldn't make them so casually.
     
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  8. Jun 9, 2025 at 8:05 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Before I get all lathered up, like that Nobody guy would say, I need to hit the sack.
    Night. :hattip:
     
  9. Jun 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    Dice valve stem caps (black)
    I am fixing a closet door that my daughter put a hole in a long time ago, in her early teens.

    Painting a lot of oak doors white. Too much work, almost done.

    she also put a hole in the wall with a similar strike. She has a pretty snappy kick.

    IMG_6418.jpg

    IMG_6421.jpg
    :itllbuffout:
     
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  10. Jun 9, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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    New supervisor at work.

    PXL_20250609_151344433.jpg
     
  11. Jun 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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    IMXPLRN New Member

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    That pool temp is borderline criminal.
     
  12. Jun 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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    Name him Tiny

    Tiny likes hugs
     
  13. Jun 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    what the hell is wrong with the yutes these days?

    upload_2025-6-9_11-34-33.png
     
  14. Jun 9, 2025 at 9:36 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    The good old days..:oops:
    Happy Monday.:thumbsup:

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  15. Jun 9, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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    Tiny is a she. She had a cub hiding in the brush behind her.
     
  16. Jun 9, 2025 at 11:23 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Pro tip: Start with pancakes and syrup before offering hugs.
     
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    I open by booping the snoot.
     
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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    84 is perfect to me.

    Too hot or too cold?
     
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    IMXPLRN

    IMXPLRN New Member

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    Way too hot. Obviously if that's your preference then that's great. But I like my pool no warmer than 78. 72 is ideal when it's 105-110 outside.
     
  21. Jun 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    our pool gets to 91 degrees in august:bananadead:

    South houston

    it’s like floating in piss


    Hell the lake is 86 degrees now!!
     
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    JMB

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    I like 80 to 86. When it hits 86 I turn the shallow end nozzle up to create a rooster tail, th usually drops it a few degrees.
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Nope. So much Nope
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    My BIL uses one or 2 of these areators, it seems to help.


    [​IMG]
     
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    I realize with you living in such a small community you likely know way more than myself and what I've read about that's in the news. I apologize if anything I said happened to strike a chord towards getting you lathered. It wasn't my intent.
     
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    I’d like to be in a pool right now. But like a dog that sees a squirrel, there’s free mulch at the recycling center!!!
    :broccoli:
    IMG_6475.jpg
     
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    We aren't even allowed to use bark or mulch anymore. Well, technically we can, but it would cause our fire insurance to increase if we were caught.
     
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    So you supposed to cement everything and increase the urban heat island effect?
     
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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Tesla wheel repair guy is here…repairing both wheels the wife damaged against a curb last week :annoyed:
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Anyone else read that CA gas tax is going up .65/gallon starting 7/1? Oof
     

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