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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    21.6%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    21.6%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    18.9%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    3 vote(s)
    8.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    11 vote(s)
    29.7%
  1. Jun 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
    Azblue

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    Yes, they have the fancy "healthy" version. My guess is that it doesn't taste as good though cause chemicals make everything taste more betterer.
     
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  2. Jun 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    I forgot you got the magic potion
    I thought you got the gummys
     
  3. Jun 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  4. Jun 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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    Busy weekend around my house. Youngest finished middle school and oldest went to her first end of season H/S camping party. She came home within the curfew we gave her. Summer has officially started for us with both girls out of school now.
     
  5. Jun 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    No
     
  6. Jun 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I sincerely hope that guy Travis Decker is found with his head chewed off by a grizzly. Wasting tax payer dollars and incarnating him is wrong. He needs to go.
     
  7. Jun 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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  8. Jun 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Nah. I want something more brutal for him. Tortured to a death. Let us fathers decide his fate.
     
  9. Jun 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Thanks, Dad.
     
  10. Jun 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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  11. Jun 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
    Azblue

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    Wait a sec. You have a video of yourself taking a header off a stool and you didn't post it here for us to laugh at?
     
  12. Jun 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    The gubment has wasted money on way worse things than catching that guy. Listen to Tucker Carlson's interview with John Kiriakou if you want to know what real fear and anger are.

    But yeah, I'd pay the $0.97 for the bullet if he wanted to save us all some time and trouble.
     
  13. Jun 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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    In.
     
  14. Jun 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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    For sure. To hear some of these covert ops secrets is astonishing. So in the grand scheme you're right about how this Decker guy is just a low life dead beat in comparison.
     
  15. Jun 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    88 degree air, 84 degree water, bluegrass on the speakers. No place I'd rather be right now.
    20250608_192013.jpg
     
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    T-Rex266

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    lol sure do. I checked and it was right on camera. Caught my fall pretty well actually lol
     
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    We're waiting for that video...
     
  18. Jun 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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    LA getting wild again ..setting Wamo vehicles on fire after vandalizing them.

    Abc7 to stream
     
  19. Jun 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Nope and can’t post videos here anyway without YT or other
     
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    WTF does Wamo have to do with theit "cause"?
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Cause thy wanna be fucking criminals
     
  22. Jun 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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    ABC7 Live Stream  Los Angeles News on KABC - ABC7 Los Angeles.jpg
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I didn't even know this was happening, because...
    I believe I will put on some more music and go to bed. Catfishing day tomorrow.
     
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    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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  26. Jun 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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    VelcrowKnight New Member

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    Great news guys! Got my resting heart rate down to 55 bmp. Only 55 more to go!
     
  27. Jun 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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    :laugh:
     
  28. Jun 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Hope your life insurance is up to date..:eek2:
     
  29. Jun 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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    Nah man life insurance is just like car insurance. A huge scam
     
  30. Jun 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Ok..:thumbsup:
     

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