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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    22.9%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    22.9%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    20.0%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    5.7%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    28.6%
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    @Azblue

    When I handed my dad his 50th birthday card he told me "You know, one really would have been enough."
     
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    YT shorts got me last night too. I climbed into bed and my brain went berserk. Went to the couch and watched shorts until I fell asleep.

    Came to a few conclusions as well. First, YT really should only be about dogs and cat videos. Second, Neil Degrasse Tyson has lost his mind... he seriously needs a reality check.
     
  3. Jun 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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    What genre are national anthems?

    Country.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    When you guys can't sleep, you should read instead of looking at a screen.
     
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    Someone’s begging for the hammer

    Trying a new diner this morning
    IMG_1195.jpg
    Seems like my kinda place
     
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  6. Jun 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    For some people, a honest day's work can take several days........
     
  7. Jun 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    US Postal Service
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Beavis Ban.png
     
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    Add an option the poll asking if people like my jokes.
     
  10. Jun 8, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    It was ok

    cooler than A typical fishing type shirt

    but

    it holds sweat

    like a towel would

    and I sweat.
     
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    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    One thing I did when I moved to Arizona from California the first time was dump the majority of my cotton based clothing. It's either some sort of sweat wicking material or lightweight wool.

    Stuck to that since 2016 despite bouncing back and forth from Arizona to California a couple of times. It's been Duluth Trading Armachillo for under shirts and undergarments and quality wool clothing for me ever since.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    No
     
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    100%.

    I just need a book that will allow me to sleep. What I am reading right now just makes my brain explode
     
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    I don't believe in bros before hoes, hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.

    A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    That would've been my assumption. Maybe it will become a winter shirt.
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    T-Rex radiator guard installed

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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :laugh:

    :rant:

    :evil:

    :smash:

    :lalala:

    :violent:

    :threadjacked:

    :nuclear:
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Or drink :drunk:
     
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    Ask @Azblue about his magic sleeping beans?
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I don't know what you maniacs are putting in your food but, in Canada, ketchup is made of tomatoes, sugar, vinegar and salt.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    You mean this? It does work magically.


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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Here in the US, you have to get one of the 'four ingredients' or 'natural' ketchups here to only have 4 ingredients.... But, since we are on a costco trend, they do sell a 3-pack :D

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  26. Jun 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    That's just our regular stuff. Even the store brands don't have any corn syrup or whatever it was you mentioned a while back in them.
     
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  27. Jun 8, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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    Checked my fridge. Regular Heinz-



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    Tripleconpanna

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    Not just corn syrup.... Good, solid, american, diebetes-inducing, high-fructose corn syrup!!!!

    Same crap that's in our sodas, candy, etc...
     
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    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Did I miss something? Is there another version of Heinz?
    A local place “thunder bacon burgers” aka Lindy’s makes their own? It’s different, and you can tell but it’s really good.
     
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    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    There was a really good documentary on Netflix about “sugar” and the shadiness is on par with big tobacco
     

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