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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    23.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    29.4%
  1. Jun 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    My first thought went to: They're rioting over a Santana song?
    Nope, it's just "Migra."
     
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  2. Jun 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    It’s a minor debate over living arrangements and resources, with tear gas. The real riots come later.
     
  3. Jun 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    I'm all for "patina" on old stuff if it's real. No major rust outs, just faded paint and surface rust at most. Anything beyond that and it becomes just another rust bucket.
     
  4. Jun 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    This is a big reason why I want to live in the rural countryside. The big city "social unrest" is way too frequent for my liking...
     
  5. Jun 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I'm with you on the curated patina, can't stand it. All original surface rust is fine but as soon as you clear coat the surface rust it becomes stupid, just paint the damn thing. Also, a fake rust paint job is puke worthy. There is a guy in my town that has a 2015-ish 2500 Chevy that he purposely gave a paint job to make it look like surface rust is appearing throughout the entire truck and God is it terrible.
     
  6. Jun 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
    TILLY

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  7. Jun 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Yep. Can’t wait until he is..and I’m sure he will be.
     
  8. Jun 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
    Azblue

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    I will refrain from commenting on the riots. :censored:
     
  9. Jun 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Protest turned riot. Yes yes..let’s go commit crimes. Destroy property. Destroy innocent people property. Set vehicles on fire. Idiots
     
  10. Jun 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
    TILLY

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    Have a few beers like me, what's the worst that can happen?
     
  11. Jun 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Welp…being short I had to use a step-stool to get to the roof of this (lifted) 4R. Guess I need to invest in some anti slip mats on for it lol
    Caught my fall, kinda

    IMG_8720.jpg
     
  12. Jun 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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    Oh, I am. And if I say what I actually feel like saying, well.............
     
  14. Jun 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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    Ouch, what part of your body are we looking at exactly? I see stubble.
     
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    Ouch! You just got surgery. Don't go breaking yourself again!
     
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    Inner bicep area near armpit
     
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  22. Jun 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm opposite to avoid the burst of older folks and arrived usually right at 730pm... The only drawback to that is checkstands are shutting down by the time I'm done, so only a couple of lanes are open right about 830. Nornally it's pretty quick though, unless I happen to land behind someone w/a couple of large flat bed carts. Either way employees aren't F'n around too much as they want to be done and get home!!!!

    Pro Tip: No food samping to be had that time of day, so the aimless wanderers are all gone :D
     
  23. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Bunch of worthless POS.
     
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  25. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Now this... is awesome financial advice!!!
     
  26. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That's double what you're running in your rig :rolleyes:
     
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    Hey @Azblue someone here told me you really love dad jokes.

    what comes after death?

    Necrophiliacs.
     
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    How can you tell which nurse at the hospital is the head nurse?


    Her knees are red.
     
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  29. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
    Azblue

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    You are now #2 on my list, right behind @GODZILLA
     
  30. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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    @Azblue what did I do?
    Just trying to bring you joy

    What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easier to fall asleep with a light on.
     
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