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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    21.6%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    21.6%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    18.9%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    3 vote(s)
    8.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    11 vote(s)
    29.7%
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I didn’t check IP, (but I can) I only looked at his basic info he has
     
  2. Mar 21, 2025 at 10:04 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Had that dream again where I'm a pterodactyl but can't fly too good and all the other pterodactyls call me a
    "terribledactyl" and dinosaur laugh at me.
     
  3. Mar 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Just hope with that scooter you don't turn into a Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
     
  4. Mar 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    You think they're bad on the vendor end? HA!
    I am in Procurement.
    SAP and ARIBA are the dual banes of my existence.
     
  5. Mar 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Repeat customer of mine

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  6. Mar 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    You guys are funny.
    It says IL under his Username
    :laugh:
     
  7. Mar 21, 2025 at 11:14 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Yes
     
  8. Mar 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Yuck
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    SAP sucks
     
  10. Mar 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    What did he say?
     
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  11. Mar 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I look at the location too

    I realize everybody has there own view on shit

    Lord knows, I do

    however

    the marginalization of violence is never a strong stance to take In discussions


    (Purposeful space)

    the marginalization of IPAs is acceptable
     
  12. Mar 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
  13. Mar 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  14. Mar 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I had a lot to do with the falling Mexican beer sales.
    I stopped drinking Modelo on January 14th and I was drinking quite a bit..

    My weight has since gone from 237 to 217..:cheers:
     
  15. Mar 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    NSFW
     
  16. Mar 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Good thing I'm out hiking :devil:
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Just sharing, please don't try to send me crap.

    My Mom passed away yesterday morning. She had been declining and in pain in the last week, but passed peacefully after all her children had arrived. She literally waited for my last sister to get here before departing.
     
  18. Mar 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Condolences

    moms are special
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    So sorry to hear that Adam. If at any time you would like to chat, you know you can always send me a message.
     
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  20. Mar 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Sorry for your loss..
     
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  21. Mar 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Sorry to hear this.
     
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  22. Mar 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Damn dude, sorry..
     
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  23. Mar 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Sorry to hear that.
     
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    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    I'm sorry for your loss brother. I'll keep you and your family in my prayers.
     
    Last edited: Mar 21, 2025
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  25. Mar 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    I hope there is consolation in the fact that she was at peace and surrounded by family.
    Peace to you and yours.
     
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  26. Mar 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Shit, sorry man.
     
  27. Mar 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    Sorry buddy. Even if expected it is difficult to see family pass away. Take care of yourself.
     
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  28. Mar 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Sorry to hear, sir.
     
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    Thank you all. Its not exactly a surprise and it ended her pain, so I am truly happy for her. Lots of family around so all is well and being handled.
     
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  30. Mar 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Sorry buddy. Reach out if you want to chat.

    P.S. we buy chit for others to embarrass them, not to be nice…
     

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