1. Welcome to Tundras.com!

    You are currently viewing as a guest! To get full-access, you need to register for a FREE account.

    As a registered member, you’ll be able to:
    • Participate in all Tundra discussion topics
    • Transfer over your build thread from a different forum to this one
    • Communicate privately with other Tundra owners from around the world
    • Post your own photos in our Members Gallery
    • Access all special features of the site

Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

?

Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.9%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    3 vote(s)
    7.7%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    33.3%
  1. Mar 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    164,246
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    Cuz she’s at work and prob made it a policy not to date customers. Don’t give up
     
  2. Mar 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2023
    Member:
    #96046
    Messages:
    14,525
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jay
    CO
    Vehicle:
    12 MGM DC RW
    You can't get a yes if you don't ask. Good on you for putting yourself out there.
     
  3. Mar 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2023
    Member:
    #96046
    Messages:
    14,525
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jay
    CO
    Vehicle:
    12 MGM DC RW
    Yes please.
     
  4. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2020
    Member:
    #44272
    Messages:
    103,506
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tyler
    Northern Wisconsin
    Vehicle:
    Black 2020 Nightshade edition 4Runner
    You just wait
    I signed up for monk school
     
  5. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2023
    Member:
    #96046
    Messages:
    14,525
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jay
    CO
    Vehicle:
    12 MGM DC RW
    Where is the financial loss in this transaction?
     
  6. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2019
    Member:
    #36156
    Messages:
    18,600
    First Name:
    Mo
    The SoAz….. big surprise
    Vehicle:
    2006 DC 4.88s Elocker and some other trippy stuff
    Bone stock
    Detective or religious type school?
     
  7. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2020
    Member:
    #44272
    Messages:
    103,506
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tyler
    Northern Wisconsin
    Vehicle:
    Black 2020 Nightshade edition 4Runner
    You just wait
    In my heart
     
  8. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2020
    Member:
    #44272
    Messages:
    103,506
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tyler
    Northern Wisconsin
    Vehicle:
    Black 2020 Nightshade edition 4Runner
    You just wait
    Didn't know there were options lol
     
  9. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2020
    Member:
    #48303
    Messages:
    6,825
    South of Houston
    Vehicle:
    S/C'd 2020 White 1794 Tundra
    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I’m a grown ass man, yet I still get emotional when astronauts splash down

    all hail Elon
     
  10. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
    IMXPLRN

    IMXPLRN New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2022
    Member:
    #76072
    Messages:
    721
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Chris
    Rescue, CA
    Vehicle:
    2020 Tundra Limited on 35's
    T-Rex266[QUOTED], AZBaldy and Azblue like this.
  11. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2023
    Member:
    #96046
    Messages:
    14,525
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jay
    CO
    Vehicle:
    12 MGM DC RW
  12. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2020
    Member:
    #44272
    Messages:
    103,506
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tyler
    Northern Wisconsin
    Vehicle:
    Black 2020 Nightshade edition 4Runner
    You just wait
    I realized I made a terrible mistake. Why would I think asking someone out who can see my financial information was a good idea?
     
  13. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2019
    Member:
    #38971
    Messages:
    4,156
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Steven
    N.TX
    Vehicle:
    '20 1794
    At least then you'd have a chants













    I'm so sorry.... I had to... It was right there...
     
  14. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2020
    Member:
    #44272
    Messages:
    103,506
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tyler
    Northern Wisconsin
    Vehicle:
    Black 2020 Nightshade edition 4Runner
    You just wait
    Lol I don't blame you that was a decent one
     
  15. Mar 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2017
    Member:
    #11025
    Messages:
    10,054
    Gender:
    Male
    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Bitch.
     
    1lowlife, T-Rex266, NWPirate and 7 others like this.
  16. Mar 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2017
    Member:
    #11025
    Messages:
    10,054
    Gender:
    Male
    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    JFC, I didn't think it could get worse than the damn dad jokes, then you bastards started in with the poems. :frusty:
     
  17. Mar 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2023
    Member:
    #96046
    Messages:
    14,525
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jay
    CO
    Vehicle:
    12 MGM DC RW
    It's at @GODZILLA's fault.
     
  18. Mar 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2017
    Member:
    #11025
    Messages:
    10,054
    Gender:
    Male
    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I'm thinking I should probably ban him for that.
     
  19. Mar 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2023
    Member:
    #96046
    Messages:
    14,525
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jay
    CO
    Vehicle:
    12 MGM DC RW
    :amen:
     
  20. Mar 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2023
    Member:
    #96046
    Messages:
    14,525
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jay
    CO
    Vehicle:
    12 MGM DC RW
    We bastard's did run with it a bit far though.
     
  21. Mar 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

    Joined:
    May 11, 2022
    Member:
    #78264
    Messages:
    550
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Z
    Kaliforniastan
    Vehicle:
    2008 SR5 4Runner
    There are approx 8 billion people on the planet, half of them are women. On to the next prospect and happy hunting!
     
    dbittle, T-Rex266, NWPirate and 9 others like this.
  22. Mar 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
    IMXPLRN

    IMXPLRN New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2022
    Member:
    #76072
    Messages:
    721
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Chris
    Rescue, CA
    Vehicle:
    2020 Tundra Limited on 35's
    Ahem...
    They're hike whos
     
  23. Mar 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2019
    Member:
    #25048
    Messages:
    16,444
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Neil
    Alberta, Canada
    Vehicle:
    2020 MGM SR5 CM 4X4
    Boost Auto mirrors, RSB, Leer Legend canopy, Line-X bed liner
    Time to switch banks
     
  24. Mar 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2019
    Member:
    #35514
    Messages:
    33,837
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Adam
    Vehicle:
    '25 Limited CM SB TRD Off Road Ice Cap
    18" TRD Off Road Wheels
    Such desire to ban.
    Ever watchful, but no use.
    Impotent Azblue.
     
  25. Mar 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2020
    Member:
    #44272
    Messages:
    103,506
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tyler
    Northern Wisconsin
    Vehicle:
    Black 2020 Nightshade edition 4Runner
    You just wait
    Got em
     
  26. Mar 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2017
    Member:
    #11025
    Messages:
    10,054
    Gender:
    Male
    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
  27. Mar 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2019
    Member:
    #35514
    Messages:
    33,837
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Adam
    Vehicle:
    '25 Limited CM SB TRD Off Road Ice Cap
    18" TRD Off Road Wheels
    AZBaldy, T-Rex266, NWPirate and 3 others like this.
  28. Mar 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2021
    Member:
    #70515
    Messages:
    12,963
    Gender:
    Male
    PNW
    Vehicle:
    2021 TRD PRO CM; 2008 SR5 CM
    :yes:

    :stirthepot: :devil: :popcorn:

    :nuclear:
     
  29. Mar 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2021
    Member:
    #70515
    Messages:
    12,963
    Gender:
    Male
    PNW
    Vehicle:
    2021 TRD PRO CM; 2008 SR5 CM
    You need to stop smoking weed :boink:
     
    AZBaldy, 1lowlife, T-Rex266 and 5 others like this.
  30. Mar 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2014
    Member:
    #378
    Messages:
    43,126
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Matt
    Alamosa, CO
    Vehicle:
    2022 Nissan Frontier SV 4X4
    TuwaPro rack, Z1 Offroad stuff, NISMO suspension stuff, FlowmasterFX Extreme exhaust, AIS, OVS, J&L can, other goodies on the way
    I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
     
    kirkb, GODZILLA, 1794TX and 12 others like this.

Products Discussed in

To Top