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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.9%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    3 vote(s)
    7.7%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    33.3%
  1. Mar 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    This brings back traumatic memories.

    While I respect poetry as an art, I have never been a fan or able to write them (or understand 97.3% of them). Absolutely hated that crap in high school and all the different formats of poems drives me nuts.

    Back in high school I had an English assignment to write a haiku. It was just after the November election and as I drove home I noticed a bunch of those election signs were still up. So I wrote my haiku about how they went from passionate appeals to unsightly garbage.

    I followed the format, it made sense, it was on time and on the right paper in ink… and got a phuking B grade.

    So yes, I have some residual rage about that…
     
  2. Mar 18, 2025 at 8:33 AM
    Florida AF

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    I will admit it.. I had to walk away from it and then read it out loud. I missed it while reading only.
     
  3. Mar 18, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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    IMXPLRN New Member

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    Not going to lie, I read the whole thing. Immediately knew what the last text was but did not connect hike who? I had to say it all out loud and then I got it.
    As my wife says, "you're the smartest guy I know and dumbest guy I know."
     
  4. Mar 18, 2025 at 9:17 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    Word.
     
  5. Mar 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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    Hike through the darkness

    In clouded times we are dense

    In light we shall see
     
  6. Mar 18, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    My zipper is down

    No one has told me all day

    Who are my real friends
     
  7. Mar 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I wake reluctant

    Too cold to get out of bed

    But I need to pee
     
  8. Mar 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Remember who started this..


    I peed in your plant

    You stole my lunch from the fridge

    That's just life, sorry
     
  9. Mar 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
    BlackNBlu

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    Cure boredom with bad haikus
    At Tundras dot com
     
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  10. Mar 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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    The snow is blowing.
    Bitter and cold to the bone.
    Wyoming winters.
     
  11. Mar 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Mar 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
    Florida AF

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    Not sure how to do gifs on here when I am on my computer....

    but anyway...


    NERDS
     
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  13. Mar 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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    Copy and paste..

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Mar 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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    ok, easier than expected... fixed.
     
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    Dog farts smell real bad
    They linger and stick around
    Penetrating you
     
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Bank girl is a no-go. I will now go back into my cave.
     
  17. Mar 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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    She shot you down for stalking her?

    do we get to see pics now?

    for a friend...
     
  18. Mar 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    :bananadead:
     
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    My cat made a sound
    I could not identify
    Then the smell hit me
     
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    BlackNBlu

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    Bank girl is no go
    Tyler must be feeling sad
    We must see the pics
     
  21. Mar 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Stop lol
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Hot Takes via Haiku
    Make everyone a poet
    At least they think so
     
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    Could do this all day
    They seem to be getting worse
    I shall stop right now
     
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    She called me today about something she had to research involving my account. After the business part of the phonecall I awkwardly stammered out an invite to dinner and was told politely no.
     
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    rather have IPA discussion
     
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