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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    9 vote(s)
    22.0%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    19.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.1%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    4 vote(s)
    9.8%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    31.7%
  1. Mar 2, 2025 at 8:31 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Dammit man!
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Client re-scheduled to next week cuz up upcoming weather. That works out better, because I’m being lazy this morning.
     
  3. Mar 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Probably one of the most awesome feelings in the world
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Taking a piss after a long flight???
     
  5. Mar 2, 2025 at 8:52 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Yes
     
  6. Mar 2, 2025 at 9:03 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    upload_2025-3-2_11-1-52.png

    Beautiful sunny day and the power is out..:eek:

    Got this little inverter for Christmas a few years ago and only used it once to power the Xmas tree lights when the power went out.
    I always thought I could make the wife a cup of coffee or run the toaster with it, but no.
    It has a 300 watt output limit.

    I did get it to turn the living room TV using the attic antenna.
    Then moved it to my office to see if it would run the PC and router.

    So far so good, but pop tarts without the toaster is a rough start to the day..:(

    upload_2025-3-2_11-2-58.jpg upload_2025-3-2_11-3-7.jpg upload_2025-3-2_11-3-16.jpg

     
  7. Mar 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
    T-Rex266

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    What do u call a bee that can’t fly properly?





    Kobe
     
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
  9. Mar 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
    Azblue

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    :facepalm::help:
     
  10. Mar 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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  11. Mar 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
    Azblue

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    Upgraded my menu from just soup today. I still had soup but added some oatmeal, applesauce, and Jello. :annoyed:
     
  12. Mar 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Hopefully not in the soup :puke:
     
  13. Mar 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    So you're basically eating like a five year old.
     
  14. Mar 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
    Azblue

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    Yes.
     
  15. Mar 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    A five year old who likes boob's. He's very advanced for his age.
     
  16. Mar 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I mean, one year old like boob's, too. Maybe he's very regressed for his age...
     
  17. Mar 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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    Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't shit himself like a one year old. Then again, you may be right.
     
  18. Mar 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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    Yes



    Also yes





    Well, I am in my mid 50s. :anonymous:
     
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    $10 million in your hand right now, but there's a catch.

    : A snail is chasing you for the rest of your life and if it touches you, you die a horrible death.

    : The snail cannot be killed.

    : It knows your location at all times.

    : Its only purpose is to find you.

    You taking the $$$ ?
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yep.
    Retire.
    Buy a yacht.
    Cruise to Hawaii.
    Live happily ever after.
    :)
     
  21. Mar 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Definitely! I will just pay someone to put it in a big old safe and then toss that safe somewhere really deep in the water. You said it can't be killed but as long as it can't magically teleport out then I'm good to go.
     
  22. Mar 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Do I know where the snail is? Or at least where it starts?
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Monday into Tuesday..either we get a blizzard, or just a few inches of accumulation.

    IMG_3509.jpg
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm pretty sure she'd take the blizzard, cuz she's NEVER gonna ask for just a few inches :D
     
  25. Mar 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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    Its right at the table beside you when you sign the contract.
     
  26. Mar 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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    This is a really magical and diabolical snail Tyler, don't fuck this up. :boink:
     
  27. Mar 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Sure, I'd have my wife put the snail in the most awesome terrarium we can make.

    [​IMG]

    She would use these tongs to put him in and as well put the fear of God into that little fucker..

    [​IMG]
     
  28. Mar 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Jump on a plane and fly to Hawaii.
     
  29. Mar 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I like that better than my idea..:thumbsup:
     
  30. Mar 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Could your wife make escargot from the snail and just eat it?
    Maybe not, it can't be killed. Have her grab it, catch a trip to Antarctica and leave it there. You should have a while then without being bothered.
     

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