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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    9 vote(s)
    22.0%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    19.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.1%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    4 vote(s)
    9.8%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    31.7%
  1. Mar 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Crazy, right!?
     
  2. Mar 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Not going to make much doing that if all he's using is his hands.
     
  3. Mar 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    AZBlue - Soup smeller.
     
  4. Mar 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    I still have a couple of cans of that grilled cheese flavored tomato soup. Might have to have that tonight.
     
  5. Mar 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    :puke:
     
  6. Mar 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    T shirt weather here today.

    Screenshot_20250301-144920~2.png
     
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  7. Mar 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Screenshot_20250301_170148_Chrome.jpg
     
  8. Mar 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Definitely time to dig the flips out.

    IMG_9816.png
     
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  9. Mar 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Unbelievably warm and nice here tooIMG_5869.jpg
     
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  10. Mar 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Anyone have a connection with Old Spice or similar deodorant company? I am at a robotics competition and the boys are phuking rank. Think a deodorant co. needs to step up and sponsor First Robotics nationally.
     
  11. Mar 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Beats a desk job for satisfaction any day.
     
  12. Mar 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Nerds.
     
  13. Mar 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Yeah. As far as the eye can see. Great F to M ratio too and the boys are missing all of it. There’s more flirting at a church function.
     
  14. Mar 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    My view with dinner on the tailgate IMG_5870.jpg
     
  15. Mar 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    If they smell that bad, it's not like they have a chance anyways.
     
  16. Mar 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    To be fair the ladies could smell too
     
  17. Mar 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    This is true.

    Seems quite often the young gals seem to pour on the perfume. It takes them a while to learn more is not better.
     
  18. Mar 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    15 min foot massage and 15 min neck/shoulder massage. Idk how these small girls weighing 110lbs or so can do this all the time
     
  19. Mar 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    They're not girls.
     
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  20. Mar 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I saw this today so now you have to..:eek2::rolleyes:
    Taking being a shill to new heights, or lows..:cool:

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  21. Mar 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Oh this one was. Decently cute too
    No pix tho :(
     
  22. Mar 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :laugh:
     
  23. Mar 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Poor dog does not want to be there.


    Also.. I thought Ellen didn't like wiener??
     
  24. Mar 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Got A&W for dinner tonight. Two coupons and it was still $60 for the 5 of us.
     
  25. Mar 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  26. Mar 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Was looking for an empy flash drive to do a software update on the Pro, and what I thought was empty turned out to have a bunch of old Rudy pics...

    I call this one, "4uck You, I'm taking my Malinois and going home"...

    Rudy carry.jpg

    He loved jumping up and into me after certain training exercises!!! I still miss him... :(
     
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  27. Mar 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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  28. Mar 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Another photo from that USB drive...

    I call this one: "Rudy Day 1"

    This photo is from the minute I picked him up at 'cargo'. Approximately 2 weeks prior to this, he had flown from Holland to Indiana. We first met in Indiana, and he spent about 4 days (on and off) w/us going through testing along w/several other dogs...

    We left, but couldn't fly him back w/us; he would spend another 10 days or so in Indiana before being cleared to fly to Vegas, and then when he arrived at 'cargo' in vegas I was there waiting for him. I walked in to the holding area, started talking w/the attendant, and heard thump, thump, thump!!! I wondered if he remembered me at this point; maybe my scent; maybe my voice; maybe my appearance....

    Staff helped me load the air crate into the bed of my '08, and this was the look on his face... kinda, "are we done w/this plane shit yet", and a little bit of, "you need to get me out of here so I can piss" :rofl:

    We drove out of the loading docks, found the first grassy patch (it was really just a tree planter box in a parking lot w/some dirt in it), and I let him out for a break. He flew out of the kennel, jumped up slamming into my chest w/his front paws and shoulder as if to say, 'thankkkk you', and then he launched over to the tree and did his business.

    After he took a break we sat on the tailgate for a few before I put him back into the crate to drive him home... :)




    Rudy Day1.jpg
     
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  29. Mar 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  30. Mar 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Happy Birthday Texas !

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