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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.9%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    3 vote(s)
    7.7%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    33.3%
  1. Feb 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Hmm, might be another murder that I am thinking about. Tough year so far for BP
     
  3. Feb 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
    T-Rex266

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  4. Feb 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Not my fault; there isn’t a This End Up sign
     
  5. Feb 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
    TILLY

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    Too funny, and also reported.
     
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    Yes funny, and ignored.
     
  7. Feb 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
    Blue Thunder

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  8. Feb 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Wife decided she wanted to feed the birds on our back deck, bad idea said I, it will just attract all the squirrels and make a big mess out there. Don't be silly she said, it will be fine. :facepalm:

    IMG_1600.jpg IMG_1599.jpg
     
  9. Feb 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    My parents do bird feeders, but the squirrels eat most of it..:eek2:
     
  10. Feb 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
    Azblue

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    I really hate racoons.
     
  11. Feb 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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    Thank your wife for me. That bread was yummy.
     
  12. Feb 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
    Outbound

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    Fuck you too.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    :D
     
  14. Feb 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
    Outbound

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    I'm never helping you fix your truck.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Feb 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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    That's fine, but I'd appreciate it if you told your kin to quit digging up my back yard and eating the fish in my wife's little pond.
     
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    A few years back my wife put a bird feeder on a double Shepards hook she attached to the deck. A squirrel after stuffing his face and getting down got his balls wedged between the two hooks and was just helplessly hanging there. After saying OOOF a few times, I proceeded to put on some welding gloves I had handy to help out the little bastard. I hope this good deed is rewarded someday.
     
  17. Feb 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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    That's kinda like a squirrel. But bigger.
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    That's a big squirrel.
     
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    Then leave an offering like @TILLY 's wife did
     
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    Legitimately spit some shit up on this one!!!!


    :101010:
     
  22. Feb 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    Bird feeders attract bears :hattip:
     
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    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    Careful, you guys might turn into this guy:

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  25. Feb 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Probably not the bears found around Dallas....:eek2::rolleyes::cool:

    [​IMG]

    Not that there is anything wrong with that.:D

    [​IMG]
     
  26. Feb 19, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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    Australia laws are crazy...and her total fine amount? (which has never been paid)
     
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  27. Feb 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    My coworker had to get a ride in to work today because his less than a year old truck wouldn't start. Guess the make (bonus points for model as well)
     
  28. Feb 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  29. Feb 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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    Ford

    was gonna say Honda, but the ridge line is not a truck, imo. Idk if they even make them any longer
     
  30. Feb 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Nope, next person's guess!
     

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