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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.9%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    3 vote(s)
    7.7%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    33.3%
  1. Feb 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Couple more days until you find out if you're the main or the side.

    Good luck y'all
     
  2. Feb 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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    :confused::eek2:
     
  3. Feb 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I thought this was a Kevin Bacon game.

    Incidentally, Kevin Bacon's wife Kiera Sedgwick dated Matthew Brodrick, who dated Jennifer Grey, who dated Johnny Depp, who is probably Eskimo bro to more than 50,000 men.
    Who's Dated Who? - In Hollywood it seems everyone's dated everyone!
    It's like Ancestry.com, only for famous people's genitals.
     
  4. Feb 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
    OldGuy03

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:Hollyweird has some deep seeded overlap that's for sure. If Johnny depp is your Eskimo bro you might want to get checked out :eek:
     
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  5. Feb 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
    OldGuy03

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    Wait. So I'm going to be somebodies side piece? My main isn't going to like this idea, but I can keep a secret.
     
  6. Feb 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
    T-Rex266

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    yes
     
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    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    I have been loosely following everything and feel like I missed the deeper implications of this comment. Can someone please expand on this?
     
  8. Feb 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Me doing my taxes:

    Energy drinks write off:

    $29,735.00
     
  9. Feb 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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    Pretty sure he's talking about boinking Weathergirls. :hattip:
     
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    "Ain't exactly small
    Fourt'two thirt'ninefiftysix
    You could say she's got it all"

    My MIL is Rosie.
    Thankfully she is a small woman and AC/DC's Whole Lotta Rosie lyrics do not apply. At all.
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  12. Feb 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
    T-Rex266

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    My weather girl is still there, fortunately.
     
  13. Feb 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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    Truck is loaded with everything we could load.. finish tomorrow and then heading south for some camping!
     
  14. Feb 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    I miss Celsius. I cut caffeine and nicotine. I am not sure why i live here anymore....

    Kidding, it was for heart reasons.
     
  15. Feb 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    As long as your catching, it shouldn't matter ;)
     
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    No. No. No. he told me we get side pieces. And nobody will tell our wives.
     
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    what does this even mean?
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :facepalm:

    There's pitching, and there's catching...

    There's giving, and there's receiving...

    If you're 'catching' then it doesn't really matter who she's been with cuz don't have to worry about catching anything... for the most part :D
     
  19. Feb 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
    AZBaldy

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    Your position on offense is changing. You are going from a tight end to a wide reciever…

    :rofl:
     
  20. Feb 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
    Tripleconpanna

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    :fistbump:
     
  21. Feb 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Weather girls can't be side pieces?
     
  22. Feb 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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    I am officially lost now. And here I thought I was learning a lot of the references.... nope. LOL
     
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    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    Me, too.

    I think I'm figuring out "catching", "receiving", "eskimoing", but I would have been fine never knowing.
     
  24. Feb 13, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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    That's a "would" for me.

    She's almost in the Christina Hendricks zone.
    CH.jpg
     
  25. Feb 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Dude, she isn't even fat, except for her BFTs..:eek2::cool:
     
  26. Feb 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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    IMXPLRN New Member

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    Oh, I agree. I don't think she's fat at all.
     
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    Learned another abbreviation today.
    This site is so educational.
     
  28. Feb 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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    Anyone a garage door expert here?
     
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  29. Feb 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    I think I know my way around garage doors and openers. What's going on?
     
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  30. Feb 13, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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    Posted here
     
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