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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

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  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

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  3. No

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  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

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  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

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  1. Feb 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    For what little money I spent, it was worth the gamble. It came with all sorts of features I didn't even know I was getting. My stock stereo has never sounded so good. But I do agree that you're not wrong about investing much stock in Amazon review opinions.
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  6. Feb 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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    Especially since she's already nice and wet.
     
  7. Feb 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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  8. Feb 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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  9. Feb 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
    GODZILLA

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    :laugh:
     
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    Dry snow so far. Milwaukee blower cleared out the driveway, sidewalks, back patio, and side walkway.
     
  11. Feb 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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  12. Feb 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Are you sleeping in a RTT or in bed camper on the river, or do you camp along the river as you raft down it?
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Ice cream 0, me 1

     
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    We camp along the river as we raft down it. Often times I sleep on my raft. If a good storm is brewing then I'll set up a tent and bring my Gatorade bottle in the tent with me.


    Edit: the majority of my camping is done riverside these days, so I also realize that my opinion is quite different from most of the community here.
     
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  15. Feb 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Yeah, the tube thing is specifically for a RTT or camper scenario, I think.
     
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    Obviously not a quitter.
     
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    Agree and honestly it's a pretty nice solution rather than having to crawl down a ladder for a midnight relief.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Folks thought we were slidin' too close to the political line, so we 'transitioned' to dicks :hattip:

    ....and apparently urine :D
     
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    Well yeah- it’s always a safe topic
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Is it really?
     
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    Speaking of dicks

    See? It really is just that easy.
     
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    Fisherman live on their net income.
     
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  25. Feb 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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    In that case, Tyler is first in line.
     
  27. Feb 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    You guys all sleeping in this morning? Or am I the only one hardly working at work?

    So just to make sure I'm current:
    We've transitioned from borderline political talk, to dick touching (just talk, thankfully, but still kinda suspect) to middle of the night urination from RTT's with funnels and tubing, with the occasional bad dad joke, dubious beverage flavor and food binging topics thrown in for good measure.

    Did I miss anything important?

    *edit*
    Amazon/Chyna H/U issues
     
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  28. Feb 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    Nope, looks like all bases are covered.
     
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    Thanks. This is where I get most of my hard-hitting news stories of the day, so you know, gotta stay current.
     
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    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    You missed talk of a Superbowl no one gave two craps about and also @Azblue would...Azblue's would commentary was actually the preamble to the in depth discussion around dicks and what constituted an acceptable dick substitution in order to properly "would"...

    For the record I "would" but the risk of STD's put's me in the "wouldn't" category...the idea of being intimate with someone who has STD's no matter how much protection I use just grosses me out...

    I could be way off the mark but I think many of these celebrity women have herpes at a minimum and much more in more instances than is generally known...
     
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