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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    21.6%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    21.6%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    18.9%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    3 vote(s)
    8.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    11 vote(s)
    29.7%
  1. Feb 9, 2025 at 9:06 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    The smell is not bad, the biscuits and gravy covers up a lot. They appear to be well run here. And the fake oak tree appears to be dusted regularly. Probably with a leaf blower, which seems maybe ironic.
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  2. Feb 9, 2025 at 10:31 AM
    T-Rex266

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    All of the time
     
  3. Feb 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Yes.
     
  4. Feb 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Rank amateur...

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  5. Feb 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Pre-Superbowl hike.
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  6. Feb 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Worst Superbowl halftime show ever..o_O
     
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  7. Feb 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I just sat on the couch, while the wife’s were dancing
     
  8. Feb 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I thought you would come back and say something about that chicks thighs. They were finger licking good.
     
  9. Feb 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I actually thought it was better than some years. By no means good but I'll take it over years like maroon 5 lol.
     
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  10. Feb 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Great...yawning
     
  11. Feb 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    TuwaPro rack, Z1 Offroad stuff, NISMO suspension stuff, FlowmasterFX Extreme exhaust, AIS, OVS, J&L can, other goodies on the way
    True dat. See what I did there?
     
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  12. Feb 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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  13. Feb 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
    OldGuy03

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  14. Feb 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    As someone who could care less about most sports I have to say that this Super Bowl was on par with the halftime show.
     
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  15. Feb 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :worthless:

    or video of course...
     
  16. Feb 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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  17. Feb 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    All of this ^^^ is why I no longer watch football...
     
  18. Feb 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
    BreyTundy

    BreyTundy Big 4Lo Guy

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    What a way to go
     
  19. Feb 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    He went out doing what he loved. Truly inspirational.
    Give that man a hand. :rolleyes:
     
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  20. Feb 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Just got home. It is zero degrees outside. I'm going to bed while it's still dark.

    Hope you guys have a good day.
     
  21. Feb 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
    T-Rex266

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    I knew Philly was gonna riot yesterday post game- win or lose, it was gonna happen
     
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  22. Feb 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
    WAtundra4x4

    WAtundra4x4 Retired from active retirement.

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    Forward looking camera, Stub Antenna, 3M clearshield. A few other non lifted items.
    I do most maintenance on our cars. I don’t have a daily commute so my milage has been reduced from when working. I don’t care for this years selection of the half time music. Having dancers walk around and flipping their heads is worthless imo. The first quarter of the game was good, but lost my interest after that. I’m not a sports fan, cannot see paying big bucks to watch millionaires play a game. I’d rather get som sushi…
     
  23. Feb 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Love how Taylor was boo'd out of the stadium yesterday :laugh:
     
  24. Feb 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Yep, I really dislike her.



    I still would, in a heartbeat.
     
  25. Feb 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  26. Feb 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Yep. To damn skinny. She has booty back. Legs run right up into her back.
     
  27. Feb 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
  28. Feb 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Wife got me my beat studios headphones I wanted for vday
    I got her a purse purse she wanted

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    Last edited: Feb 10, 2025
  29. Feb 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    DADA
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    A lot of that Tory Burch stuff in this house..
    Shoes, purses, tote bags, wallets, key rings, clothes.....:eek2:

    Even the shoes she wore to work today.
    I saw this in her closet this morning.
    I'd be in trouble if I left my shoebox laying on the floor...:eek:

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  30. Feb 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I can’t keep up with these brands, and why.
    I had Axle, our white pit, deliver it to her in her office

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