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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    23.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    29.4%
  1. Feb 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    Dice valve stem caps (black)
    Wait a minute, I forgot my truck identifies as Bodhi. I need the frosted tips to match the surf board.
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    IMG_9670.jpg Time for a pic.
     
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    Salons always have hair on the floor.

    Garages always have oil on the floor.

    Banks, what is your problem?
     
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    I think that is my office out the window
     
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    Florida AF

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    just got home... 4 visits to her favorite places today....

    Fn tired..

    What did I miss?

    upload_2025-2-3_20-48-37.png
     
  6. Feb 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    WTF does that do???
     
  7. Feb 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :cheers:
     
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    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Not much. Maple syrup is expensive and @GODZILLA might die of tetanus.
     
  9. Feb 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    #saddlebags :laugh:
     
  10. Feb 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    before or after you're annexed :devil:
     
  11. Feb 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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    ahhh makes sense... those 1 in 10 yr shots are definitely not worth the poke...

    and speaking of delicious expenses.. have you seen the price of honey lately...??? WTF
     
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  12. Feb 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    ...and Fireball!!!!

    That stuff is horrible, but it's a panty dropper :D

    shopping_51afc9dc505a8d7c9c2ba98bdd0d9e9bb607458a.jpg
     
  13. Feb 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
    T-Rex266

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    U work in downtown?
     
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  14. Feb 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Exactly :devil:
     
  15. Feb 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
    Azblue

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    Never had it and I don't wear panties.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Hope you got a discount, that's not even correct spelling of barrel... :evil:
     
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    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Those sir, are tighty whities, not panties.


    EDIT: I see what you did there, and I approve.
     
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    Shot of that with a cider beer
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    You're not missing anything w/the Fireball although I think Costco sells a 5 gallon jug of it :thumbsup:

    Why no panties??
     
  22. Feb 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Increases Alpha properties in your blood dude, come on..
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I edited my post. :thumbsup:
     
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  24. Feb 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Me too....:eek:
    Needed to make sure you saw it...:thumbsup:
     
  25. Feb 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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    I try to avoid whiskey and stick to beer nowadays.
     
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    Just got back from a work trip that is completely about beer, and didnt drink at all. so now, after driving all day, I am having a non beer beverage... And sending follow up work emails... what could go wrong?
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    :laugh:
     
  28. Feb 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Anger, rage, termination... :notsure:
     
  29. Feb 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    What can possibl.... what the last word?!?!?!


    Meh, email sent... Fucking people need to do their job and stop trying to get out of it because they dont like it... bro... you chose this path... finish it.

    The next email will be "do you like working with us? If not, please let me know so I can help make the adjustment" and then call his boss.
     
  30. Feb 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Also,

    went from this

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    to this

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    to this

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    to my final gas station stop

    upload_2025-2-3_21-30-8.png
     
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