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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    23.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    29.4%
  1. Feb 3, 2025 at 9:41 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Have you tried sucking it out
     
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    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Punxsutawney Phil: 'Oh no! More winter!'
    Texas: 'Hold my beer'

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  4. Feb 3, 2025 at 9:59 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  5. Feb 3, 2025 at 10:09 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I would be on the lake if the damn boat was not winterized.

    "winterized".....for this.

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  6. Feb 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    We might break the record high temp for today in Dallas..
    I think the dogs and I will sit on the back porch and get some sun today..:thumbsup:

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  7. Feb 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Dammit man!
     
  8. Feb 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Get a double dose of Pertussis and show it who's boss.
    :muscleflexing:
     
  9. Feb 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day, l'd secretly drop fake engagement rings into random drinks

    —just to sit back and watch the chaos unfold. Bon appétit!
     
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  10. Feb 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    You donate the rings and I'll record the happenings.
     
  11. Feb 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
    T-Rex266

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    My news chick is hotter than yours

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  12. Feb 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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  13. Feb 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
    Warreng

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    subsidized syrup
     
  14. Feb 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Stock up while you can still afford it.
     
  15. Feb 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    I’m waiting for a name change to Freedom Syrup, and samples given out by hot chicks.

    edit: made by boiling red maple leaves from Wisconsin.
     
  16. Feb 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    The hot chicks are all here. Just ask @Tripleconpanna. :canada:
     
  17. Feb 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    It's not the syrup that's going to kill our budgets. It's the crude oil.
     
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  18. Feb 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    My wife wants to know how this is going to affect us at work (upgrader) and I honestly have no idea.
     
  19. Feb 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    Costco truck friends. MGM SR5 BFFs!!! :hearteyes:

    Backing in a 3rd gen though, bold move. I like to give that nose some cover.
    IMG_6181.jpg
     
  20. Feb 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    At least it's color matched!
     
  21. Feb 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    The reason we get cheap oil from Canadia is because it's shit oil and needs a lot of refinement. Plus, they can't even get oil from west to east Canadia without it moving it through US pipelines. They're not going to stem the flow of oil.

    Now the maple syrup...
     
  22. Feb 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
    j-utah

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    Yep, that was definitely my plan. I had to have the carpet match the drapes with this lady. :D
     
  23. Feb 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
    BIGUGLY

    BIGUGLY I the SheepDog. I have the capacity for Violence.

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    Wisconsin maple syrup is just as good or better...there I said it
     
  24. Feb 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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  25. Feb 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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    And Vermont
     
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  26. Feb 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Aren't they sorta cold right now this time of year?
     
  27. Feb 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
    Warreng

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    Why, because the trees are American?
     
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  28. Feb 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
    OldGuy03

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    I'm interested to see how it all plays out. I've read some sources that say we import Canadian crude to keep our refineries running at capacity. I've also read that we don't need to import crude at all. Yet data also shows we are the biggest importer of it from Canada, Mexico, saudi, Brazil and Columbia.

    maple syrup is overrated, so I'm good.
     
  29. Feb 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    The origins of the maple tree are from china. They make everything.
     
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  30. Feb 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
    BIGUGLY

    BIGUGLY I the SheepDog. I have the capacity for Violence.

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    Because I've had both and we spend quite a bit of time in Ontario fishing and have for years. It's still maple syrup and it's more the person making it and the care they put into their farm.

    I don't discriminate on a tree just because it's up north. Not the trees fault. Now Trudeau, yeah it's his fault;)
     

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