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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

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    17.9%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    25.0%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    21.4%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    8 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. Jan 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
    Ebrperk

    Ebrperk Old member

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    Metallica's turning point was the black album, everything after was not good
     
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    Knowing how the weather went, I probably would have made it to Little Rock and back OK.
    I'd be between Mt Pleasant and Dallas right now and it's starting to slow down.
    Probably best I stayed home.

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    I think you guys north of Dallas got more sleet and snow during the day today than I did..

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  3. Jan 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    That's when I started liking them..:eek2:
    Kinda like Rush, I didn't like them until Moving Pictures..:cool:
     
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  4. Jan 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    My dog hates closed doors. She will willingly come into a room and hang out for a while but if you close the door she instantly needs to leave lol
     
  5. Jan 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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    Maybe that's why she whines in the car? Open a window for her.
     
  6. Jan 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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    Boredom got the best of me.

    IMG_6736.jpg IMG_6737.jpg
     
  7. Jan 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I like that table and chairs..:thumbsup:
     
  8. Jan 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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    Heh, and I liked Rush right up until after Moving Pictures.

    One of my favorites.
     
  9. Jan 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Man oh man do I wish that was the solution to her riding problems lol
     
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  10. Jan 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
    ColoradoTJ

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    Yeti Country built the dinner table, coffee table, and end table.

    Texas makes some really nice custom tables too.
     
  11. Jan 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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    Screw going to work I want belly rubs

     
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  12. Jan 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Ditto

    and the picture on the permanent waves album is the street I grew up on

    I walked my Irish setter to the beach right at that intersection.
     
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  13. Jan 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  14. Jan 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I'm really liking that table too!
     
  15. Jan 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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    :fistbump: My teenage years we spent so much time listening to that album and partying on Crystal Beach which I think it was just a few miles east of Galveston on hwy 87 .
     
  16. Jan 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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    Right off 470 by Morrison.
     
  17. Jan 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Kuul!
     
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  18. Jan 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I lived in Pearland until I was 13, and kept a friend from elementary school after I graduated from High School. He invited me down the summer after we graduated and we spent a day crabbing, and partied on Crystal Beach that night. Once dinner was done, we built a fire and the bongs and bottles broke out. About 10:00 the beach patrol pulled up on us from both sides. Naked girls, illicit substances, and underage drinking was all going on and I knew I was spending the night in jail. One of the patrol trucks' PA came on, and the officer announced that our cars were blocking resident's driveways, and could we please move them. And they left. That was the night before the oil slick hit in the mid 80s.
     
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    Given the recent talk of music and metal, I figured this would fit.

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    Shamelessly stolen from TW.
     
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  20. Jan 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Now that I think about I guess Permanent Waves is what got me into Rush.
    At least side 1.

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    I was a fan of Signals.
    That's when the purists bailed on them..
    I'd listen to this entire LP over and over in 1982.

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    You anti Van Halen guys are weird...
    Van Halen and New Wave are what thankfully ended my KISS freak days in 1978..

    https://youtu.be/qtwBFz6lfrY?si=KbaGTkVSK2X1Bnu6

    https://youtu.be/kBR08xXPl-o?si=3dXwnF1_n2J7m1Xp

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    Oh hell yes. Eddie at his best!!
     
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    I used to have this old NAD receiver and little Mission speakers in middle school/HS. I was a huge Rush fan. Man those speakers were tight and they would do Neil Peart justice. We went to several of their concerts but honestly I’m not sure which ones. I didn’t realize Peart died in 2020.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :rofl:

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  24. Jan 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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    My Texas friends were posting snow pictures... i went outside, in Florida, and it was 31 degrees. So I started a fire....

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    You know you live in a redneck town when your local brewery has to post this.
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    31 in FL, no likes for that. BRRRR
     
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    Our high was 31* today
     
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    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    yeah but we had higher humidity and we are not used to those temps!
     
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    California be like

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  30. Jan 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    funny, my friend group said similar when I sent them photos lol... so I made a tok about it.
     

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