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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    25.0%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    21.4%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    8 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. Jan 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    If you have a beer in mind and don't want to buy a 6-pak, see if your local store or even gas station has what you want in a 24oz can.

    [​IMG]

    I like 24 and 12 oz Modelo in a can.
    The bottles of Modelo seem a little rich to me.

    Corona Premire and Modelo Oro, their light beers, taste like water to me so they may be good for you.
    My wife likes Dos Equis Especial (with lemon yuk) and Shiner light blond with a green olive in it (yum)..

    :cheers:
     
  2. Jan 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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  3. Jan 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Amen Brother Tilly

    Really? It’s the same…
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I think the stuff they sell here is brewed somewhere here and the water must be different enough. Or maybe our bars don't know to serve it from a nitro tap. :notsure:

    Anyway, I found that Murphy's stout is even better, though I don't know if anyone sells it here.
     
  5. Jan 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    A friend recently went to Ireland and said the Guiness there was better. He went to a pub and said some guy was walking out with what looked like a chemistry kit.
    He ordered a Guinness, the bartender said good timing. Apparently Guinness sends a tester once a week to inspect the tap output. They had fresh kegs and just tested pours. He, my friend, said it was definitely better than here.
     
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  6. Jan 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    I feel like a trip to Ireland is in my future.
    For science…
     
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  7. Jan 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  8. Jan 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Night skiing?
     
  9. Jan 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah buddy. My first time back on skis in over 10 years :D
     
  10. Jan 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    Sounds like WA is looking to increase tax revenue.
     
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  11. Jan 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I love taxes. Honestly I wish they would just take every cent that I make.
     
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  12. Jan 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    Take care of the knees
     
  13. Jan 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    No joke.
    The back is a little stiff already, we'll see if I can get out of bed tomorrow :laugh:
     
  14. Jan 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Boo!
    Details?
    You can pay mine, I almost threw up when I saw my Fed taxes for the year
     
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  15. Jan 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Dude it's so bad

    upload_2025-1-3_23-7-43.jpg
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I don’t see him liking ballast point
     
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    T-Rex266

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    :laugh:
     
  18. Jan 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
    T-Rex266

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    VPN
     
  19. Jan 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
    French Avocado

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    Vagueness required here - One party sent an email thinking it was only going to its party members but mistakenly sent it to the entire WA legislature. The email had talking points on taxes to raise to get more money to fund projects.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    I need to find a shady tax person
     
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  21. Jan 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    You must mean an accountant with a green visor - for shade.
     
  22. Jan 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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    Yes
     
  23. Jan 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    SOB man, they don't stop..
     
  24. Jan 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
    French Avocado

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    I am saddled with paying taxes in about 15 states. It is not pretty. Once I retire and move to Wyoming life will be better.
     
  25. Jan 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Same
     
  26. Jan 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Sooo uhhh Tyler, ever thought about going online to get ur cert to be a tax person?
     
  27. Jan 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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    When I did the Guinness tour the bar tender talked about that theory. He said Guinness is made the same worldwide. The speculation is either the lower volume consumption leads to “stale” beer or the bartender doesn’t know how to properly pour.

    I have had outstanding Guinness here in the US but not as often as a bad pour. So I think it’s a bit of both…

    Think we need to meet in Dubin to discuss.
     
  28. Jan 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Meet you there

    You’d think since most lessors are based in Dublin and I happen to have most of those accounts I’d be there on the regular. But nope…
     
  29. Jan 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Livin' it up in retirement I see?

    I'll second this recommendation for a first timer. Plus you're keeping your money in a Sconi brewery.
    https://www.leinie.com/beer/grapefruit-shandy
     
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  30. Jan 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You need to hit a brewery (a decent one) and just do a sampler and try several...

    I enjoy beer and dislike 1/2 to 2/3 of what I try...

    It's like hookin' up w/a crazy bitch... just cuz the first one landed your butt in jail doesn't mean the rest will end the same way :D
     
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