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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    25.0%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    21.4%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    8 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. Jan 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Absolutely not.
     
  2. Jan 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Agree to disagree.
     
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  3. Jan 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Well I was running some errands and snagged this real quick from the grocery store. Straight to the drain, do not pass go, do not collect $200
    20250103_181501.jpg
     
  4. Jan 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    What type was it?
     
  5. Jan 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Antifreeze
     
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  6. Jan 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    I think that beer is for ice fishing, to melt the hole.
     
  7. Jan 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  8. Jan 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Not left hand nitro.
     
  9. Jan 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :eek:

    Another perfect idea for a @TaquitoBandito aivatar :thumbsup:
     
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  10. Jan 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Fruit beer....

    Here... you should be able to find this one near you :thumbsup:

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Jan 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Well played... :bowdown:
     
  12. Jan 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Gawd that’s giving me a case of the shits just looking at it
     
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  13. Jan 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    If you want a light beer, get a Corona and put a lime in it.
     
  14. Jan 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    You watch some fucked up porn, bud
     
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  15. Jan 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yep, I might try that tomorrow. :thumbsup:
     
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  16. Jan 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :crapstorm:
     
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  17. Jan 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Thankfully, I'm not in Florida :rofl:
     
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  18. Jan 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl:
     
  19. Jan 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  20. Jan 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I will give beer one more shot, tomorrow I will go to an actual liquor store and see if I can't find something that's not so horrendous. That one I had tonight was so bad it could be used as an interrogation technique
     
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  21. Jan 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    One of these with a limeIMG_5760.jpg
     
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  22. Jan 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    If I can find a single can I might give that a shot but I definitely don't feel like buying a six or 12-pack of anything lol
     
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  23. Jan 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Doppelbock is a dark German style beer. Look for a wheat ale instead.
     
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  24. Jan 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    My geek is on level Freak tonight IMG_5759.jpg
     
  25. Jan 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    If dark stands for "so awful it hurts" then I believe it
     
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    Personally, I find Guinness to be nothing like beer. It’s Heaven in a can. But I have yet to find a non-beer drinker that agrees with me
     
  27. Jan 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Try a New Glarus Raspberry Ale or Cherry Ale. Or maybe a Liennie’s berry weiss or honey weiss or one of their Shandy’s. Not meaning to be frufru but those are all good not “beery” beers. The New Glarus are some of my all time favorites and are only available in WI.
     
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  28. Jan 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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    Oh boy… careful what you wish for
     
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  29. Jan 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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    Guinness is actually a gift from the gods bestowed upon us to make us healthy and happy, and to unburden us from worldly problems we did not create, or care to acknowledge.
     
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  30. Jan 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I only liked Guinness in Ireland. Can't drink it here.
     
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