Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

@LarryDangerfield

https://youtu.be/vX__oIUfbg8

 

They even recommend your floor mats.

 

What in the hell am I looking at????

 

I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work.

 

Somebody resembles that remark.

 

Creepy AI "art" because somebody gave Sean access to one. We're all doomed.

 

Good evening fellow truck people, could I get some more info about that Subaru Turbo Truck? Thanks for having me.

 

This one?

 

I would drive the hell out of that thing, but those headrests piss me off.

 

Why's that?

 

I actually laughed at that one

 

My hate isn't always logical, its more primal in nature. I thought you got me after all this time.

 

You sound like my ex. Jessica, is that you?

 

Jessica is always among the top on the list of crazy babe names, this is known. My first was Megan, a Redhead merchant of pleasure, but mostly pain.

 

Never met a Jessica that wasn't crazy.

 

This could be a great Friday night topic... How exactly are your ex-girlfriends completely crazy? I have lots of examples.

 

It's my Friday. Fire away.

 

Typical stuff. Mood swings resulting in a sudden "nope" out of the relationship with zero warning. Baggage from previous BFs that wouldn't allow any trust to be built, but it was expected from me. Refused to return a vehicle I let her use because we split on good terms, so I had to threaten to report it stolen if it wasn't returned. My favorite, lied to and led on with no intention of actually pursuing a true relationship while using me to set herself up better.

After all that, I'll take the advice that is frequently given to the delusional modern feminists who think that their job will get them a triple 6 guy; "buy a dog, and die alone."

 

You're never alone w/a dog

 

Not cool for sure.

 

Nope, but the past is the past. Who knows, maybe I'll meet a good one someday. I love women, many are amazing and great, but the trust is broken and I'm not putting in more work to fix it, again. That'll be on her, if she's out there and decides she wants a fixer upper. LOL

 

Here's one before we had cellphones. Was seeing this girl for maybe 6 Month's and everything was fine but she was super jealous for no reason. Her girlfriend told her she thought she saw me with another woman with no evidence. This chick crawled though my shitty apartment window in the middle of the night to find me alone, but got into bed and pretended nothing was wrong when we woke up the next morning.