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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    22.9%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    22.9%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    20.0%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    5.7%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    28.6%
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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Because it's a morning glory, that's what they do.
     
  2. Jul 30, 2023 at 11:03 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Bro... have you not seen the trail to my house; it's intense:

    hittingtrailsafterinstall.HEIC.jpg

    ...ignore the fake hood scoop delete and paint color change :muscleflexing:
     
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I know, some of my most favorite flowers :)
     
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    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Not a bad way to spend a morning!
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  5. Jul 30, 2023 at 11:30 AM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I always thought that morning glory was when your wife/girlfriend wakes you up by..........
     
  6. Jul 30, 2023 at 11:42 AM
    JMB

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    .......saying come see this amazing flower.
     
  7. Jul 30, 2023 at 11:47 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Sheesh it’s hot today. We were up by 630a. At HD by 730. Got nit-picky on very small brown spots and wished I had gotten two sheets of sod. Sweating balls, I hoped back in and grabbed one more sheet. Now I have 3/4 of a sheet just sitting in the shade. At least my backyard now is spot free…for now.
     
  8. Jul 30, 2023 at 12:23 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I saw that yesterday :laugh:
     
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    Congrats! You can now post shit in the marketplace!!
     
  11. Jul 30, 2023 at 1:04 PM
    JMB

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    My wife told me to put ketchup on the shopping list.
     
  12. Jul 30, 2023 at 1:22 PM
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    Did you go the literal bastard route for giggles? :popcorn:
     
  13. Jul 30, 2023 at 1:24 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Up early?
     
  14. Jul 30, 2023 at 1:31 PM
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    Haven't slept much this hitch. I did go to bed earlier than usual so I got more sleep than previous days, though.
     
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    You know the one ;);)
     
  16. Jul 30, 2023 at 1:43 PM
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    Now I can't read it.
     
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    That front was nasty, but the cool dry air behind it is a godsend. We had the fans pulling last night, and the tile floor in the kitchen was actually chilly to the touch this morning. Today was a top ten weather wise.
     
  18. Jul 30, 2023 at 2:03 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Yes you did, it was quite lonely in here last night. So, I had to turn to porn :D
     
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    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Well, showing you a “flower” at least…
     
  20. Jul 30, 2023 at 3:49 PM
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    I was here all night. It was just quiet.
     
  21. Jul 30, 2023 at 4:22 PM
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    1st 3 quarts of pasta sauce for the season. :D

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    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I'll never get another bike, but if I did, I'd want the goldwing touring model and I'd probably put a backrest on it for the front seat.
    Maybe see if they have kit to remove the rear seat and turn it into storage.
     
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    Got spooked off of them?
     
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Not really. Neck and back issues would make it not enjoyable. Plus, you can only ride up here for a few months out of the year. I mean, you can stretch it out more than that if you wanna ride in 50* and/or rain, but that's not fun. It would have to be something that I took loooong weekend cruises on, or vaca road trips.
    Wife's back is jacked up too, so long rides would be out for her. Add the fact that traffic gets worse every year, people get dumber every year, there's more of them every year, etc, plus I don't have the extra time/money for a bike, the list goes on.
    I spent a few hours bouncing around on the mower today and my back is shot. That would suck to spend $10-30k on a nice bike and never ride it.
    That's okay, I think I'll get a small travel trailer eventually and we'll do more road trips that way.
     
  26. Jul 30, 2023 at 6:40 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    Wow. Personal. None of my GFs ever complained. :p
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    you're the one that made the comment about if you were a large stature, so I was just wondering... thought maybe you wouldn't be able to reach the pegs or something :cool:
     
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    Seriously, though, I'm 5'6" tall. It's not a matter of height on a cruiser, as they all sit really low. It's the massive weight of the bike. My 2003 VTX 1300 was probably 100 pounds lighter than the GW Valkyrie, and that was too heavy. Perhaps after I've built better skills as a rider the weight won't matter as much, but for now I'm pretty happy trying to stick to stuff under 550 pounds.
     
  30. Jul 30, 2023 at 6:47 PM
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