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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

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    21.6%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

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  3. No

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    18.9%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

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    8.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

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  1. Jul 29, 2023 at 5:27 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    good point :thumbsup:
     
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    Yep agreed. He still hates walks, until he gets out of a vehicle then he is all for it. I’m hoping when we take the other two, he’ll want to go.
     
  3. Jul 29, 2023 at 5:31 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Yeah.. he'll see her wanting to go on walks/trips and will just want to be a part of it too, so whatever has him nutted up will just disappear!
     
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    I swear these help with thunder and firework anxiety...

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    You can probably find them pretty cheap on Amazon or eBay.
    We bought a second on eBay years ago for Malloy and still use it today for Maverick...

    Maverick's eyes light up when we pull it out...
    Snuggles up and comforts him somehow.


    Side note;
    It doesn't work as well as Trazadone...:eek::D
     
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  5. Jul 29, 2023 at 5:40 PM
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    He has his shots appt next week, and we’ll get his script too. His anxiety gets bad at night. Too much anxiety can lead to seizures for dogs
     
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    Grandparents' dog Danny in his chair
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    Would love to see matchbox 20 - missed them when they played hear this spring
     
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    I saw that same concert series when then came to Seattle. Was on the fence before the show and have despised them ever since. One of the worst opening acts ever.
     
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    Well, serves Seattle right for birthing the musical shit stain that was grunge into the industry. :p
     
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    Show me on the doll where Sully touched you…
     
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    Ironically, they named the band after an Alice in Chains song.
     
  13. Jul 29, 2023 at 7:08 PM
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    Not according to Sully.
     
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    I'll be seeing him in September at the House of Blues in Boston. I'm hopeful it'll be good, but some of his solo stuff I either love or hate without much in between.

    I haven't really done concerts in about 15 years (kids happen and a nightshift nurse for a wife gets in the way), so I'm glad to be getting back into it while the kids are interested in both the music and the experiences. If they can learn to appreciate talent and performers over the current trend of internet sensations, I'll count it as a parenting win.
     
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    Would....
     
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    Is that five guys? My inner fat guy says yes.
     
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    Interesting
    I remember an interview early on where they said exactly that.
     
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    Five Guys is definitely yummy, but I have a small rant. We really don't do fast food that often, but last weekend we had a hankering for some burgers and fries and didn't feel like firing up the grill.

    Double bacon cheeseburger for me
    Regular single burger for the wife
    Large fries
    Small shake for the wife

    $37.00 WTF...:confused:
     
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    Did

    Yep
     
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    I had the double bacon cheeseburger, regular fries, and a 20% tip ($3.20?). Think it was $20 something
     
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    Not a very inclusive hiking trail in today's modern times.... Lol
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    Pretty sunset though
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    That sounds about right, when I looked at the receipt, my burger alone was almost $13.00. Fuck that, I may be lazy sometimes, but not that lazy.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Ya it’s 12 something here. Love their burgers, but they sure are proud of them. Not too many other good burger places I prefer around here.
     
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    My Brother getting off at 23:30 during the week and Canes is the only thing open on the way home (local Whatabuger is nasty).
    6 'fingers' and 1 coleslaw (about 2 spoonfuls) runs around $13..:eek2:
    I eat 4 of them and give the pup 2 of them.

    Today when I went to get my lunch stuff for the week (lunchmeat, bread, lemons, limes, grapes, oranges, grapefruit) I bought some frozen stuff to eat after work.
    They were like $4 or $5 each, and probably better for me..

    Eating fast food is crazy expensive....:eek2:


    All those lemons and limes go in my Sonic Rt 44 half-and-half tea I get in Tyler on the way to Louisiana.
    Then I eat them all on the way back to Dallas...:cool:
    TMI, sorry I'm buzzed...:D




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    Fortunately, I eat 1 fast food meal a week…usually Saturday evening as my last meal
     
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    This fucker has tenderloin steak, t-bone, last night's Cane's chicken, $40 a bag wet dog food, and $20 a bag dry food.
    WTF is he waiting for?:confused:

    Oh, fu(k me..
    He ate all as I typed this post...

    Good boy Mavs.

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