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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.9%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    3 vote(s)
    7.7%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    33.3%
  1. Jul 22, 2023 at 9:16 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    It sounds sticky there, find a place by the coast!
     
  2. Jul 22, 2023 at 9:23 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    So wrong on so many levels:puke:
     
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    T-Rex266

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    So is TX, so is FL lol. Want away from the snow, and want away from this state that is becoming CA
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    'velvet taco' :rofl:
     
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    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    A few years ago I was looking at land in Tennessee. I found 55 acres for around $100k. A buddy that lives in Jamestown said the tax on that would be about $800/year. That's cheaper than the property tax on my Tundra.
     
  7. Jul 23, 2023 at 5:47 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I might need to check that area out too. My camping trip last week showed me I need to be around water.
     
  8. Jul 23, 2023 at 5:59 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I think they might have derived that name from Pink Taco. Not sure which chain came first. There's another chain with an unintentionally hilarious name - Rusty Taco. Velvet has really great tacos, though.
     
  9. Jul 23, 2023 at 7:06 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    It's a beautiful part of the country. It's a shame that all the natural residents are fleeing and just handing it over to the invaders.
    I'd be more than happy to take a trip out there if you folks wanna make a stand and take it back.
    Can't see it taking more than a weekend.
     
  10. Jul 23, 2023 at 7:12 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    And there's another weekend when my brain wakes me up early and goes full throttle...lame.
     
  11. Jul 23, 2023 at 7:17 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Roll with the punches, go spend some time in nature! :)
     
  12. Jul 23, 2023 at 7:17 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    What area of SC?
     
  13. Jul 23, 2023 at 7:44 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    If you wanna kill off some brain cells so you can dumb it down and relax, go hang out in one of the oil threads for a minute.
     
  14. Jul 23, 2023 at 8:08 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Yeah, think I’m taking the dog for a walk here pretty soon.
     
  15. Jul 23, 2023 at 8:26 AM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Yes
    I’ve eaten at the one in ATX a few times.
    Yummy
     
  16. Jul 23, 2023 at 8:41 AM
    T-Rex266

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    TN can get some snow too, unfortunately

    No idea, but not near any shit holes lol
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Same here! I would prefer the ocean but with Lake Chelan in our backyard, we're spoiled.
     
  18. Jul 23, 2023 at 8:45 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :rofl:
     
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    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    I think Stehekin is about my pace for retirement
     
  20. Jul 23, 2023 at 10:08 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah dude, my style too. Winters are brutal up there though, lol
     
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    RainMan_PNW

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    That’s true.
     
  22. Jul 23, 2023 at 10:19 AM
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    snoope The Old Man

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    if you can do
    Depending on this years "Hurricane season" & the next Election cycle South Carolina might get very busy...:rolleyes: :hattip:

    More than half of the folks in our development are dreading their Insurance bills if we have a BAD season and more than a few have "Road Tripped"

    up to South Carolina for that "Price point".... anything East of 95 is driving distance to the "Big Water" :cool:

    We might o_O be stopping there for that reason on our way up north!! :rolleyes: Florence, South Carolina has that "artsy vibe " Con needs and their State

    tax rates are very similar to Florida's :cool:...
     
  23. Jul 23, 2023 at 11:02 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I think he meant, 'get into your truck; drive to someplace you haven't seen it; and go exploring...'

    PS>>> I'm sure he meant your dog can go too :thumbsup:
     
  24. Jul 23, 2023 at 1:00 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Can confirm
     
  25. Jul 23, 2023 at 1:06 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Quick 50 and..... I've got a truck for sale :laugh:
     
  26. Jul 23, 2023 at 1:10 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    :confused:
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    that's badass!!!!! I could just leave my sunshade in place and drive off the dash screen :D

    On a side note... anyone else find that dude's voice beyond annoying :frusty:
     
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Meh on it being a fancy Chevy Tahoe.
    But I'd like to slap that drivetrain in my Tundra.
     
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