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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    25.0%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    21.4%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    8 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. Feb 10, 2023 at 7:30 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Exactly this!
     
  2. Feb 10, 2023 at 7:31 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Lights are going on the A-pillar.
     
  3. Feb 10, 2023 at 8:15 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  4. Feb 10, 2023 at 10:24 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Spent all morning getting my dream PC build put together. It said financing with Affirm was an option. I've used Affirm once before when there was a zero percent financing deal going on and it was painless so I figured for fun I'd see what the numbers would look like. THIRTY PERCENT INTEREST!!!!
     
  5. Feb 10, 2023 at 10:33 AM
    Taco-Spike

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  6. Feb 10, 2023 at 10:47 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  7. Feb 10, 2023 at 11:11 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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  8. Feb 10, 2023 at 11:52 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  9. Feb 10, 2023 at 11:54 AM
    Taco-Spike

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  10. Feb 10, 2023 at 11:56 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Lol nah, can't have anything that fast. It'd be jail or death. Sure looks good and sounds amazing though.
     
  11. Feb 10, 2023 at 12:47 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    This perfectly describes my workday today. Although I cannot pull off a yellow jacket that well.
     
  12. Feb 10, 2023 at 2:56 PM
    NWPirate

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  13. Feb 10, 2023 at 2:58 PM
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    GODZILLA New Member

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    The cloak of cheese is making it hard to tell what else is in there. Totally approve of the guac.
     
  14. Feb 10, 2023 at 2:58 PM
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    Adult snot wiping are we? Just remember, it won't last forever. Someday you'll die.
     
  15. Feb 10, 2023 at 3:02 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    What's that green shit?
     
  16. Feb 10, 2023 at 3:28 PM
    NWPirate

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    1/3lb burger, perfectly cooked. I'm stuffed!
    What he said ^^
     
  17. Feb 10, 2023 at 3:29 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That's avocado... Not native to the Fritos region :D
     
  18. Feb 10, 2023 at 3:31 PM
    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

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    Exactly. Fritos go on the burger
     
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    I could see that. I’ve probably done that in the past
     
  20. Feb 10, 2023 at 4:28 PM
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  21. Feb 10, 2023 at 4:41 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    You’re in my neck of the woods!
     
  22. Feb 10, 2023 at 4:42 PM
    20GR8 Super

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    Where is this from now that I know you are close by.
     
  23. Feb 10, 2023 at 4:44 PM
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    He’s right behind you
     
  24. Feb 10, 2023 at 4:46 PM
    20GR8 Super

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    Better not be. I was in the bathroom when I typed that.
     
  25. Feb 10, 2023 at 4:47 PM
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  26. Feb 10, 2023 at 4:52 PM
    20GR8 Super

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    I don’t think I can un see that now. I don’t even wanna know what else came up popping out of toilets when you searched that.
     
  27. Feb 10, 2023 at 4:53 PM
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    That’s the stuff I always tell people to leave off my shit. If I want healthy, I’ll eat a fucking carrot.
     
  28. Feb 10, 2023 at 4:54 PM
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    Lol

    I typed killer klown from space toilet…..
     
  29. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:02 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    If I have something healthy I usually go with a salad. I do, however, have to add croutons, a shit load of dressing, and a fuck load of either bacon, steak, or both.
     
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