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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    23.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    29.4%
  1. Dec 19, 2022 at 7:27 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I would think it applies to the same

    edit: had to edit my post. wasnt making sense :rolleyes:
     
  2. Dec 19, 2022 at 7:37 PM
    NWPirate

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    I was going to ask how many beers deep you are!
     
  3. Dec 19, 2022 at 7:46 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Only 3, ha
     
  4. Dec 19, 2022 at 7:47 PM
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    Only 4-6" deep, but coming soon. Right @Green Thunder ?

     
  5. Dec 19, 2022 at 7:59 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    That gif is creepy. You looking for ah, unm, a “snowball” to the face?
     
  6. Dec 19, 2022 at 8:01 PM
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  7. Dec 19, 2022 at 10:07 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    WTH is the big giant green glop on the right side of the plate???? Someone needs a little more attention to detail w/their piping bag!!!
     
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  8. Dec 19, 2022 at 10:08 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  9. Dec 19, 2022 at 10:09 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Ah hell; I've got that covered!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  10. Dec 19, 2022 at 10:10 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Bro... what's the white creamy shit coming out of your mouth??
     
  11. Dec 19, 2022 at 10:12 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    He just wants to be liked...

    Seriously though, that first line was funny AF!!!!!
     
  12. Dec 19, 2022 at 10:30 PM
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  13. Dec 19, 2022 at 10:31 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Good, and you sir???
     
  14. Dec 19, 2022 at 10:33 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Well, I'm paid to be here and nothing is on fire at the moment. That might change in an hour when the maintenance window starts, but for now I'm doing alright.

    Big plans tonight?
     
  15. Dec 19, 2022 at 10:40 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Right now just relaxing and getting ready to watch a little Criminal Minds w/the wife...

    Let's hope it stays drama free for you tonight :fingerscrossed:
     
  16. Dec 19, 2022 at 10:58 PM
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    Solid plan. Hope you guys enjoy your show. :thumbsup: SHTF right after you said this... so yay for that. :rofl:
     
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  17. Dec 20, 2022 at 5:58 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I thought you guys didn't do maintenance at this time of year? Or is this to fix stuff that's already broken but isn't currently causing an urgent issue?
     
  18. Dec 20, 2022 at 6:24 AM
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    Most companies do network freezes. We try to avoid risky stuff. That was some firmware updates that had to be done.
     
  19. Dec 20, 2022 at 6:28 AM
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    Well, the snow was a bust. Warmer at 5:30 this morning than when I went to bed. Someone needs to be fired…
     
  20. Dec 20, 2022 at 6:30 AM
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    If you feel like you missed out, you can come shovel for me. Had probably 2-3 inches overnight and was still snowing when I left this morning.
     
  21. Dec 20, 2022 at 7:02 AM
    NWPirate

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    Lame. We didn't get much but it's still 3°, lol.
     
  22. Dec 20, 2022 at 7:10 AM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    It’s so cold even the snow didn’t want to come out to play
     
  23. Dec 20, 2022 at 7:16 AM
    NWPirate

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    Got that right.
    How's AZ this week?
     
  24. Dec 20, 2022 at 7:19 AM
    TRDFerguson

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    Cold for us, but I'm not gonna complain lol
    upload_2022-12-20_8-19-23.jpg
     
  25. Dec 20, 2022 at 7:24 AM
    NWPirate

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    I'd take it! I really like it down there, need to visit again
     
  26. Dec 20, 2022 at 7:29 AM
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    I was gonna contact the dealership in Fort Worth to see if you had left any belly button lint behind in case I need fire starting fuel. :thumbsup:
     
  27. Dec 20, 2022 at 7:31 AM
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Woo-hoo! It’s gonna be a good day. I see that Equifax sent me my Breach Settlement! Almost $6!!!!
     
  30. Dec 20, 2022 at 7:43 AM
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    Don't be one of those people who blow a windfall on stupid things, and wind up living under a bridge. Think blue chips and real estate.

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