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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    23.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    29.4%
  1. Dec 13, 2022 at 8:03 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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  2. Dec 13, 2022 at 8:04 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    OK - I've been busy as a cat covering up shit today, but I need in on this. Are you guys taking I-90? If so, I'll have to meet you in Ritzville....
     
  3. Dec 13, 2022 at 8:55 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Always have room for you bro!
     
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  4. Dec 13, 2022 at 8:57 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Don’t pigeon hole my cat! He rarely poops in the box, good luck him covering it up!!!!
     
  5. Dec 13, 2022 at 8:58 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Cruise up I-5 and catch @Green Thunder before he takes off. We might need that old van of yours though!
    Please tell me it's white without side windows? :fingerscrossed:
     
  6. Dec 13, 2022 at 8:59 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    [​IMG]
     
  7. Dec 13, 2022 at 9:02 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  8. Dec 13, 2022 at 11:42 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Maybe it's the color of your taco :rofl:
     
  9. Dec 13, 2022 at 11:45 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    uh... why not??? something wrong w/your calves???
     
  10. Dec 14, 2022 at 2:10 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Maybe he's blessed/cursed with something(s) that hang lower than what the shirt would cover? :notsure:
     
  11. Dec 14, 2022 at 2:40 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That would explain all the charisma :cool:
     
  12. Dec 14, 2022 at 4:44 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Bone stock
  13. Dec 14, 2022 at 5:02 AM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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  14. Dec 14, 2022 at 5:06 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    The SoAz….. big surprise
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    Bone stock
    ……. Nice
     
  15. Dec 14, 2022 at 5:32 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  16. Dec 14, 2022 at 5:34 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl:
    He's at 50, can't wait to see the goods.
     
  17. Dec 14, 2022 at 5:34 AM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Cool bengal
     
  18. Dec 14, 2022 at 5:50 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Damn it! How did I forget you! Of course your invited. The whole cru is invited but we might need to rent a party bus instead of using a Tundra.
     
  19. Dec 14, 2022 at 5:51 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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  20. Dec 14, 2022 at 5:53 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    https://youtu.be/t9mxviDcsRw
     
  21. Dec 14, 2022 at 5:58 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  22. Dec 14, 2022 at 5:58 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    3 more days - then vacation, finally. But is it really vacation as I’m not going to use PTO? Last time I used PTO, it didn’t count. Everyday I was working via mobile, and I have a feeling this will be the same so I am just going to have my out-of-office reply on, but still be reachable where I can.
     
  23. Dec 14, 2022 at 6:00 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    About time, what's the plan?
     
  24. Dec 14, 2022 at 6:01 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    FL to see my mom. We’re going to meet @ToyoMafia hopefully as well
     
  25. Dec 14, 2022 at 6:03 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Right on, that'll be a nice break!
     
  26. Dec 14, 2022 at 6:28 AM
    ToyoMafia

    ToyoMafia SSEM #15-3MW-RGBA#?-@toyomafiaworld Vendor

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    Cold beer ready.
     
  27. Dec 14, 2022 at 6:31 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Comes with the title. The difference for me is my right to refuse non-fire/small-fire situations on PTO, versus everyone having the expectation that I'll show up for anyone who whines when not on PTO. Every day is a work day, though; PTO or no.
     
  28. Dec 14, 2022 at 6:31 AM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    You have to take the "Down Time" or you fizzle out ;)

    Con just had two weeks approved yesterday and we will finally have much needed "re-coup" time to ourselves..

    We can start 2023 with Fresh eyes :cool:

    Enjoy Florida and if your traveling towards "The Man" get ready for intense traffic along the I-75 route :hattip:
     
  29. Dec 14, 2022 at 6:35 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Gonna need bout 3-4 lbs of high quality sushi for that boy. Those pythons gotta eat! :D
     
  30. Dec 14, 2022 at 6:48 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    If I refuse to answer any email, call, or text that’s going to hurt them and I won’t do that to them or my great clients. I have a reputation too :smokertransformer:
     

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