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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    25.0%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    21.4%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    8 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. Oct 17, 2022 at 12:17 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  2. Oct 17, 2022 at 12:19 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    It's a twin turbo 4 cylinder with vtech bro
     
  3. Oct 17, 2022 at 12:32 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  4. Oct 17, 2022 at 3:52 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Just saw a Hilux in the Canadian Tire parking lot. No pictures because the owner was helping his son get in his car seat or something.
     
  5. Oct 17, 2022 at 3:57 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    They're going from a Camry V6 to a Highlander Turbo 4? o_O

    Why can't the Tacoma get its own motor?
     
  6. Oct 17, 2022 at 3:59 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    They are indeed. I wished for a turbo 8 but you know...
     
  7. Oct 17, 2022 at 4:00 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Dang, old or new?
     
  8. Oct 17, 2022 at 4:02 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Truthfully I'd love a modern, more powerful, more efficient 4.0. Or a NA 8, but I added the turbo because turbos mean efficient nowdays....
     
  9. Oct 17, 2022 at 4:17 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Old. No new ones here that I'm aware of.
     
  10. Oct 17, 2022 at 4:28 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Turbos don't mean efficient. Turbos mean they had a power goal they can't meet with a proper displacement engine so they've opted for a less than ideal engine size and will wring its guts out while forcing air to get the power a customer wants while still satisfying the overlords.

    Innovation has been regulated out of the equation. There is no replacement for displacement.
     
  11. Oct 17, 2022 at 4:34 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Dude, you're not supposed to tell their secrets!!! (You are, unfortunately, completely correct.)
     
  12. Oct 17, 2022 at 4:35 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I don't know if any of you like Red Hot chili peppers but their new album is pretty decent
     
  13. Oct 17, 2022 at 5:41 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Let me guess, every song mentions California at least 89 times.
     
  14. Oct 17, 2022 at 5:44 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    WRONG. Like not even at all, man. Maybe once.
     
  15. Oct 17, 2022 at 5:45 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Bone stock
    I think I may have heard a track on the FM the other day, it wasn’t terrible
     
  16. Oct 17, 2022 at 5:46 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
  17. Oct 17, 2022 at 5:53 PM
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  18. Oct 17, 2022 at 6:05 PM
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    5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants.

    Now they’re tenants
     
  19. Oct 17, 2022 at 6:46 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    That's funny, but as a former landlord, :frusty::infantry:
     
  20. Oct 17, 2022 at 8:35 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Blows my mind that people can piss away such a good asset.
    Screenshot_20221017-202556_Chrome.jpg
     
  21. Oct 17, 2022 at 8:49 PM
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    He went full stupid in 1st Gen, then began pm’g members calling them faggots.
     
  22. Oct 17, 2022 at 8:56 PM
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    :facepalm:

    "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out."
     
  23. Oct 17, 2022 at 9:04 PM
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    Cpl_Punishment

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  25. Oct 18, 2022 at 7:49 AM
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  26. Oct 18, 2022 at 7:52 AM
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    Oh man. Even if I had the money I simply couldn't own a car like that. I would end up in jail or dead.
     
  27. Oct 18, 2022 at 8:29 AM
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    I think I would wind up dead. I still want one, but baby steps. RT, then graduate to Demon (is that next?) then Hellcat lol
     
  28. Oct 18, 2022 at 8:40 AM
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    RT -> SCAT PACK -> HELLCAT -> DEMON
     
  29. Oct 18, 2022 at 8:41 AM
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    And then I guess the HELLIPHANT would be the pinnacle.
     
  30. Oct 18, 2022 at 8:43 AM
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    Helliphant swap the Tesla.
     

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