Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

So, was the ride rough, or was the rider too... girthy?

 

Wait... me saying "girthy" made you "rock hard?"

Im not sure i want to visit Middle Michigan anymore.

 

Thank god someone here didn't invite bank girl for a nice relaxing day down at the rapids.

 

Keeping it Klassy

 

Oh gosh, the Texas flooding.

Camp Mystic is on the forefront of my mind. It seems like they are going to get sued, lose or settle, and then will have to shut down entirely, is my prediction. I wonder if the State and local decision makers will also get sued and lose. Owning a property that is a business, planning, being on top of issues and property design is serious. The occupancy on this site should never have been allowed in the form that they chose. If the State and local municipalities do this then there should be a special place in hell for them.

A camp like this is essentially a hotel or short term rental from an occupancy perspective, and the idea that they would stack bunk beds in there, and with that level of density, in a high risk flood zone, makes me apoplectic.

If I was an attorney it would be scorched earth. If they were ever allowed to operate under a new ownership, assuming that some of the land is safe, a large portion of this site would be a memorial, and they would also make sure there are institutional changes in the way uses are reviewed and approved. Regulation? Hell yes I like it.

 

Timeline shows when emergency alerts warned of Texas flood disaster - CBS News
NWS issued flood warnings starting at least one day ahead of time. State and local governments didn't issue any warnings.

I think the entire world has gotten soft and irresponsible; but regardless of blame, that camp needs to close.

 

I mean, he DID wear his best sweat pants. An effort was made. I'm right there with you bud. I try to go out looking like that but I get too much side-eye from she who shall not be named.
Pro tip: Keep the empty travel sized Fireball bottles and refill from a full size bottle. Keeping it classy AND saving some coin!

 

Catastrophies, severe loss of life, damage, etc. are rarely the result of a singular event, person, or entity. Many catestophic events could have not happened at several points along the way...

I'm not there, haven't been there, and arm chair quarterbacking is easy, but sounds like a LOT of decisions or lack thereof resulted in needless loss of life...

Moral of the story, if you, your family, or friends are entering a place place or situation and something about it doesn't look right, feel right, or makes the hair on the back of your neck stand up... trust your instincts, be the one to say something, and take immediate action!!! Simply put, do something other than shrug it off. Change your plans, change your course of action, etc...

 

Good points