Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Really? I thought you were almost a scientist
I’m not but my dumb answer is starches

 

Yep. Starchy goodness.

 

I'm "almost" a lot of things.....

 

Starch

edit... why should I even bother with apologizing

 

You need to check for skimmers.... They are frequently installed in the pay at the pump readers; almost unnoticeable, but you can check for them before inserting or swiping. AM/PMs in Cal and NV were hit hard w/them about a decade ago, but scammers will generally install them at 24-hour stores, as they just wait for the clerks to not be paying attention and then set up 1 or 2 of them on the pump readers and bounce....

Regarding your whole floatation issue... skip the skis or wake boards and just sit your butt in a tube

 

the only physical scan was getting boat gas @ Shell. that's gotta be it.

it's not skis....it's a surfboard. I have too much inertia to go 30mph on skis. 10.3mph is my lane.

you will not ever get me in a tube....or ever get me out, if you did get me in it!

 

thx.

I'm the boat captain that makes EVERYONE wear a vest.

we have a whole rack of vests in the garage - with every size and color.


if you aren't getting in...you're wearing one of those lightweight fishin' rigs.


because...if you don't wear one...and if I have to jump in and get you, I'm going to punch you in the nose before I pull you in.

 

Too many times to count. Probably once a year for the better part of a decade until I switched banks. Only been once now in 4 years. Good times.

 

My debit card is never used anywhere but inside local stores. It is never used online.

If somebody gets a card, I'd much rather they get my credit card. Its not attached to any of my real money. I can easily say "that's not me" and they cancel it and dispute charges with no major headache to me.

 

'zactly.

 

You're supposed to lay on top of the tube...

 

Everyone on my dad's boat also wears a life jacket all the time.

 

@nobodyintexas

Why is it even the Canadian dude understands my logic, yet you struggle

 

lately, I've had this phrase in my head.

"the edge of civilization"

and I look for it daily:

like when an intersection light goes out & turns into a 4 way stop.

power goes out when you are in Walmart.

wi-fi goes out in your house.

etc...


in all those examples...the shit turns bad QUICKLY.

 

I don't try.

 

seriously

I would qualify as a circus act trying to get on the damn tube.

 

Doesn't everybody in the US have a bazillion gigs of data on their phone plan?

 

Hey bud, sorry it's been online job hunting and family time. Plus storm prep. Haven't had any fun online in a bit.

So far, lots of rejections with no interviews. Staying positive but also getting nervous.

We will see. I will try to get online and catch up here either today or tomorrow. My boy turned 10 months yesterday and decided to start walking, so it's been crazy the last 24 hours here.

 

Major score today

 

Not sure about everyone else, but my 'unlimited' plan only allows 3GB of unthrottled data, then they bump it down from 5G to 3G speed (mixing my 'G's here). At 3G speeds, I don't know that I could do work.

 

still a gen x house

we use a desktop in the kitchen

and the tvs are Amazon fire

 

edit: that's hotspot or tethered data - - data direct to the phone is all 5G.