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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever watched Beavis and Butthead?

  1. Yes, and liked it

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  2. Yes and wasn't a fan

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  3. No but I'll give it a shot

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  4. No and probably never will

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  5. Yes and I have accepted Beavis Christ as my Lord and Savior

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  1. Jul 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Ok, this is pretty damn good

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    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Surely you can't truly believe that only mustard belongs on fries and nothing else? If condiments hurt you in the past, we are here for you. Unburden yourself of your pain.
     
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    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    this.

    this is exactly why tater tots should never be compared to fries.

    tater tots are hillbilly grease sponges.

    never had a crispy tot.
     
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    Onion rings > tater tots > fries
     
  6. Jul 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I am okay with people ranking tater tots above fries but under no circumstances can onion rings be above either of those. The amount of mediocre onion rings compared to good onion rings is simply too high.
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    ding ding ding ding ding ! !
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    Onion rings are superior to fries and tots at every level of merit.

    Edit - - plus, there are no non-mediocre tots.
     
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  10. Jul 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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  11. Jul 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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    Perhaps you should reconsider the food establishments you're doing business with. They're no harder to crisp than a french fry.
     
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    Mdnitedrftr

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    What I'm hearing is that they don't waste any bits of the potato. Another pro for tots!
     
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    Mustard is the only necessary condiment. It's what I said and apparently I needed to say it again. I :puke:thinking gross ranch is.
     
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    Maybe it's time for a new poll? I bet one of you mods could help...

    onion rings
    Fries
    Tots

    ketchup
    Mustard
    Ranch
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    Man, that is quite the statement. Not the ranch part, each to their own, but the only mustard and nothing else. There are soo many good condiments. So many!
     
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    What about that nacho cheese that comes in a big can?
     
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    NO. Never. Just NO!

    Nachos should have melted cheese shreds on them and sprinkled cotija.
     
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    Do you put mustard on pulled pork?
     
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    I don't know about that. The canned shit is pretty damn tasty. Goes good on most every thing, chips, vegetables, chili cheese hot dogs or fries, etc. The list is endless.
     
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    Every single time.

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    KNABORES Sarcasm incoming

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    Same. Wings too.
     
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    I had some pretty tasty mustard bbq sauce on my pulled pork last night
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    no pic of the sauce
     
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    Yeah, mustard based sauce is a SC thing. It's good, but it's a condiment that contains mustard. Still a condiment
     
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    I do that too, but it's a binder, not a condiment. Do you toss the pulled pork in mustard when it's done?
     
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    It was all about the condiments because the bbq was mediocre at best
     
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    Yes, you're correct, it's a binder and you can't taste it after smoking at all. I was trying to be funny. :rofl:

    I don't use anything on it after it's smoked because it has an amazing flavor and needs nothing.
     
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    Fries run the gamut from awful oily disappointment all the way to mana from heaven. Same for tots. Onion rings are either amazing or horrid. Seldom in the middle.

    In my experience fries are the most consistently good of the three. Tots seem to be a 50/50. Onion rings I usually find more disappointing than not. If any of them NEED a condiment they are mediocre at best.

    Mustard and Ketchup are ingredients and should almost never be used alone. They have to be mixed with something else to be worth consuming. Neither is acceptable for dipping fries, tots, or onion rings.
     
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    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    I like how this debate on fries vs tater tots vs onion rings has now branched off to the coefficient applicability of entangled condiments...

    [​IMG]
     
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    I just realized that I have yet to do onion rings with the canned nacho cheese sauce on them. This shall be my mission this weekend.
     
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