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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever watched Beavis and Butthead?

  1. Yes, and liked it

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  2. Yes and wasn't a fan

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  3. No but I'll give it a shot

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  4. No and probably never will

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  5. Yes and I have accepted Beavis Christ as my Lord and Savior

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  1. Jun 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Anyway, getting back to the game and the actual, very simple even if you're drunk, rules:

    I'd dump beer and soda. Beer is easy because I don't drink, but soda is one that would help me be healthier.



    Had a thought, though; are we just eliminating 2 for ourselves or would this be like wiped from existence for everyone? :monocle:
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    There are many amazing beers on the market of all kinds. Fat Tire hasn’t qualified in at least 20 years.
     
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    Sirfive

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    where i’m from, you get fluids where you can. Damn near mars.
     
  4. Jun 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
    GODZILLA

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    LOL San Antonio is positively tropical compared to where I live if the google summary is to be believed.

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  5. Jun 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
    Sirfive

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    How’d you downgrade from an ecoboost ford? Sorry, i was still playing like you had a tacoma. I’m sorry, i wasnt aware how my words could affect you. Whatever you are, i just wanted you to know that i acknowledge & i respect you.
     
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  6. Jun 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
    GODZILLA

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    What? You're not making any kind of coherent responses to anything. Where did fords and tacomas come into this? I am not able to follow the logic leaps here. Maybe my graveyard brain is just retarded...
     
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    Sirfive

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    Dont sweat it, i’m 5/6ths through, and these are still terrible.
     
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    Sirfive

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    I couldnt imagine a world bad enough for me to trade these for money. Ale’s should be a punishment, like when someone starts to lose the plot, and panics. Your next beer doesnt taste like its ready…hahahahaha.
     
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  9. Jul 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Ok, so I'm seriously confused here...

    Is SATX short for San Antonio, TX or is it short for South Austin, TX????

    This is a serious question as I always through you were in the South Austin area :notsure: @Sirfive
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Either way.... my answers are the same!!!!

    Some folks NEED beer...

    We ALL need tacos...

    None of us NEED pizza, but f^&k what we need...

    Burgers are American and therefore a requirement...

    Frys, again, are just a conveyance and most folks don't make them right anyhow...

    and soda... well everyone can thank me now for ridding the world of that chaos!!!
     
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    My answers would also be the same. Think of how much domestic abuse, bar fights, drunk driver caused deaths, etc. would be cured if beer wasn't around. To get hammered you'd have to be committed and use the harder stuff. Lots wouldn't because they are only social drinkers. Then again, @Azblue might go postal if beer just vanished and was never allowed to return.

    And I am with you on eliminating soda. We'd all be much healthier.
     
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    I’m
    Nw san antonio. Far enough out to not have traffic, but its encroaching from both directions.
     
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    Beer and tacos
     
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    What do you have against @Azblue ? o_O
















    :rofl:
     
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    Soda and fries.
    Soda is easy since I barely touch the stuff now, though I used to be a Mt. Dew fiend.
    Fries...meh. As long as there are other potater variations still around, I can do without.
    All mankind needs burgers, tacos and pizza.
     
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    NWPirate

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    Yep. Beer and soda
     
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    I was gonna ask if Tyler was in that photo somewhere
     
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    Never enjoyed fat tire
     
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    Beer and pizza
    Both are outplayed
     
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    Yeah I'm the one underwater
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    Honestly, if it wasn't for Poppi and all the similar drinks, I would have said beer and soda but I quite like Poppi and company lol
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    What makes you think that a "Hamburg sandwich" is American?
     
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    This is only for me. My wife would murder me if l eliminated those for everyone.
     
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    Fries and soda... and if anyone mentioned tacos they should go cry in a corner or something. I'm 100% convinced that if you don't like tacos, you have never had a good/real one.
     
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    :facepalm:

    Oh boy... here we go again :frusty:

    Stick to hot chicks gliding around on the ice while pushing a black disk w/a long stick in yoga pants please :evil:

    :nuclear:


    PS>>> :canada:
     
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    It's not that I don't like tacos, it's that I live somewhere where quality tacos aren't really all that prevalent. To put it into perspective, the best taco I have ever had was from an Applebee's :rofl:
     
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