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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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For those of you who like fish n chips, how do you have them?

  1. As they are

    2 vote(s)
    5.6%
  2. With tartar sauce

    11 vote(s)
    30.6%
  3. With malt vinegar

    12 vote(s)
    33.3%
  4. With ketchup

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. With maple syrup

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    0.0%
  6. With cocktail sauce

    1 vote(s)
    2.8%
  7. A combination of above (leave a comment )

    5 vote(s)
    13.9%
  8. Fish should only be used as bait to catch another fish. It shouldn't be eaten

    3 vote(s)
    8.3%
  9. Not a fan of fish and chips

    1 vote(s)
    2.8%
  10. Mustard

    1 vote(s)
    2.8%
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I can get on board with point number 3. First two classify you closer to a Karen, not a dictator.
     
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    I'm in WA, old man is in NV...this year sent a card and will give him a call, cuz I'm doing a road trip down to NV later this week to visit the folks. So gifts and dinner will be next weekend.
     
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    Birria tacos are the French dips of the taco world. Melted cheese inside the shell before the beef gets piled in. Dipping sauce OTS.
     
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    Precisely why I went back to Toyota. Miss the 5.0 Coyote, but that transmission was sketchy.
     
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    I've never had a taco, besides the pink variety, that didn't have cheese in it. If there is cheese in a pink taco, well.... you done fucked up.
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    The frito pie version of tacos... :facepalm:
     
  8. Jun 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    made with the cheapest and fattiest cuts. So yeah that tracks.


    PS: I am in agreement with you about cheese in tacos. I just didn't explain that in my above post. :pccoffee:
     
  9. Jun 15, 2025 at 6:21 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Should have waited to sell the Ferd until after you swapped the two engines. :D
     
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    Dude, if the 5.0 could be mated up to the 3rd gen Tundra there would be so much camping.


    [​IMG]
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That's funny :laughing:
     
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    I try. :hattip:
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Sorry man. I'm sure that was a roller-coaster of emotions thinking it could of been you.

    Take it easy today, happy father's day. :fistbump:
     
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    I cooked a couple meals Thursday and took them to my Mom and Dad Friday.
    Hung out and talked for a couple of hours, listening to my Dad complain.

    Today the kids are taking me to lunch, wife (stepmom) is staying home.
    She wants to make sure I visit with the kids without her doing all the talking.
    Besides that I think she needs a day to herself after having me home for 5 months.
    She'll see everyone next week for the granddaughter's first birthday party.

    My wife and dogs got me a Texas iPhone case I wanted, a Dad's Day T-shirt with the dog's name on it, the Tornado air blow-out tool I asked for, and $100.:cool::thumbsup:
     
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    You need to show it LOVE.
    The devil's weed will grow if you show it some love...:eek::cool:
     
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    My oldest works on Sundays, so she took me out to my favorite wing place yesterday.
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    :eek2::cool:
     
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    Very well said.
     
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    Sorry brother… I have been following the “blanco” YT channel for years now (since the Max accidents) and he covers all the private and commercial accidents. It is amazing how many private aircraft accidents there are every year. Glad you got a good day with him before the event.
     
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    Hooters?
     
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    No, a local place called Big Woody's
     
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    Isn't that the result of going to Hooter's?
     
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    IIRC, many hooters locations are filing for bankruptcy
     
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    It's all about location, location, location. Some places you get the opposite turtle effect :rofl:
     
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    We are visiting my folks this weekend, so just hanging out. I don’t do cards or gifts. My mom’s birthday is this coming week so we brought her flowers.

    I have a visceral dislike of store-bought cards. Both sending and receiving. Would rather send a text with my own words/thoughts or call the person.
     
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