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T-Rex266 · Jun 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM

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It's legal here including growing your own. I thought the same thing about it being a weed, should grow anywhere, yet I constantly failed. My newish neighbor who said the same thing, it's just different here.
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We can grow it here too. I don’t know the limit but people do it

Azblue · Jun 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM

T-Rex266 said: ↑

We can grow it here too. I don’t know the limit but people do it
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I tried multiple techniques. Start the seed in a damp paper towel until they sprout, window sill, different pots and different potting soils, el cheapo Amazon hydroponics kit, they all died. If I try again, I might do the bathroom window sill, maybe the extra humidity will help.

T-Rex266 · Jun 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM

Azblue said: ↑

I tried multiple techniques. Start the seed in a damp paper towel until they sprout, window sill, different pots and different potting soils, el cheapo Amazon hydroponics kit, they all died. If I try again, I might do the bathroom window sill, maybe the extra humidity will help.

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Idk shit about that. I stick to just lawn care lol. Love having a green yard

T-Rex266 · Jun 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM

Gents- what is everyone doing tmrw for celebrate father’s day? for those that aren’t close to your fathers (like myself) do you still send him a gift?

Azblue · Jun 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM

T-Rex266 said: ↑

Gents- what is everyone doing tmrw for celebrate father’s day? for those that aren’t close to your fathers (like myself) do you still send him a gift?
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Both my and the wife's are gone so nothing. Wife is going to do smash burgers on her Blackstone, don't know if my son is going to swing by yet.

Tripleconpanna · Jun 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM

Blue Thunder said: ↑

Preparing for the 4th

Consumed with beer

Nice low tide today, so engaged off leash dog-with-stick mode
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Is that cheese in a freakin' taco???

Tripleconpanna · Jun 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM

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This discussion has reminded me of something. Even though I don't smoke it, a couple of years ago I tried to grow pot plants. I don't have a green thumb and they all died, but maybe I should try again. I still have a bunch of seeds, although I have no idea if they are still viable.
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Just put em in your butt

Azblue · Jun 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM

Tripleconpanna said: ↑

Just put em in your butt

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Tripleconpanna · Jun 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM

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We're going to have to go places with this.

In the camp you just mentioned, how about the camp fire? How about the cooking smoke and odors from a restaurant? Automobile exhaust? Lawn mowers? Tiki torches at a luau?

What about other public behaviors that inflict on others? Obstructing the flow of traffic? Body odor in public? Standing in public doorways or claiming too much space in a public pathways?
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This is alll offensive behavior and should be met with a spray of anti-social behavior perpetrator identifyer spray!!!!!

Tripleconpanna · Jun 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM

Outbound said: ↑

Regular human odors that aren't a health hazard are acceptable, or those like auto exhaust which are unavoidable.

Obstructing the flow of traffic?

Body odor in public?

Standing in public doorways or claiming too much space in a public pathways?

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I'd have to include elevator etiquette in this as well

TILLY · Jun 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM

Metallica playing in the background made this awesome moment even better, if that's even possible.

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Tripleconpanna · Jun 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM

Azblue said: ↑

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The seeds.... put them in your butt

1794TX · Jun 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM

T-Rex266 said: ↑

Gents- what is everyone doing tmrw for celebrate father’s day? for those that aren’t close to your fathers (like myself) do you still send him a gift?
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A call would probably be preferable. Just from an old guy, I can get anything I want that money can buy, but I can't get my son's time unless he gives it to me.

Azblue · Jun 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM

Tripleconpanna said: ↑

The seeds.... put them in your butt
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Is that how they teach you to do it in the Target garden center?

Tripleconpanna · Jun 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM

Azblue said: ↑

Is that how they teach you to do it in the Target garden center?
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No need to get all snarky about it...

You could also grind them up in a motar and pestle, let them sit a little vodka, and then eyeball them

NWPirate · Jun 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM

T-Rex266 said: ↑

Gents- what is everyone doing tmrw for celebrate father’s day? for those that aren’t close to your fathers (like myself) do you still send him a gift?
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Working.

I haven't done gifts for my dad for a few years, he's got everything. Lol
I'd rather grill something good up for him

T-Rex266 · Jun 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM

Mine lives out of state. I’ll prob just tell him happy Father’s Day

T-Rex266 · Jun 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM

TILLY · Jun 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM

T-Rex266 said: ↑

Gents- what is everyone doing tmrw for celebrate father’s day? for those that aren’t close to your fathers (like myself) do you still send him a gift?
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I agree that a call is probably better than a gift. As someone who had a pretty hostile relationship with his dad for the last decade before he died, I say be the better person and call him.

Backroadgee · Jun 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM

lmao

Cpl_Punishment · Jun 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM

T-Rex266 said: ↑

Gents- what is everyone doing tmrw for celebrate father’s day? for those that aren’t close to your fathers (like myself) do you still send him a gift?
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Going to my wife's parents' place for dinner along with her brother and his girlfriend.

I should get my dad something but I have no idea what.

Azblue · Jun 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM

Cpl_Punishment said: ↑

I should get my dad something but I have no idea what.
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Hookers and blow. It's never the wrong answer.

Cpl_Punishment · Jun 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM

Azblue said: ↑

Hookers and blow. It's never the wrong answer.
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Maybe on a government salary...

GODZILLA · Jun 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM

T-Rex266 said: ↑

Gents- what is everyone doing tmrw for celebrate father’s day? for those that aren’t close to your fathers (like myself) do you still send him a gift?
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All of Mom's husbands preceded her in death. Just another day.

j-utah · Jun 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM

T-Rex266 said: ↑

Gents- what is everyone doing tmrw for celebrate father’s day? for those that aren’t close to your fathers (like myself) do you still send him a gift?
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My MIL and FIL are coming over for dinner, daughters will be here.

I looked over the final FAA report on my father’s plane crash, they included it in a warning bulletin with some other Vans RV planes that crashed — not to exceed air speed designed for the plane, intentional or otherwise, in order to avoid flutter, which will break the plane apart. Takes a long time for them to issue these reports. Photos of plane parts included in the reports, for emphasis.

Took him out to lunch 3 years ago today, that was the last time I saw him, he was 80. Had told him no, I wasn’t going to go to Oshkosh with him again in his plane, so my BIL went with him instead. BIL was working on his pilot’s license. They were both really into it.

GODZILLA · Jun 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM

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My MIL and FIL are coming over for dinner, daughters will be here.

I looked over the final FAA report on my father’s plane crash, they included it in a warning bulletin with some other Vans RV planes that crashed — not to exceed air speed designed for the plane, intentional or otherwise, in order to avoid flutter, which will break the plane apart. Takes a long time for them to issue these reports. Photos of plane parts included in the reports, for emphasis.

Took him out to lunch 3 years ago today, that was the last time I saw him, he was 80. Had told him no, I wasn’t going to go to Oshkosh with him again in his plane, so my BIL went with him instead. BIL was working on his pilot’s license. They were both really into it.
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I'm sorry, man.

Cpl_Punishment · Jun 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM

j-utah said: ↑

My MIL and FIL are coming over for dinner, daughters will be here.

I looked over the final FAA report on my father’s plane crash, they included it in a warning bulletin with some other Vans RV planes that crashed — not to exceed air speed designed for the plane, intentional or otherwise, in order to avoid flutter, which will break the plane apart. Takes a long time for them to issue these reports. Photos of plane parts included in the reports, for emphasis.

Took him out to lunch 3 years ago today, that was the last time I saw him, he was 80. Had told him no, I wasn’t going to go to Oshkosh with him again in his plane, so my BIL went with him instead. BIL was working on his pilot’s license. They were both really into it.
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Shit, man, that's tough.

OldGuy03 · Jun 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM

Azblue said: ↑

It's legal here including growing your own. I thought the same thing about it being a weed, should grow anywhere, yet I constantly failed. My newish neighbor who said the same thing, it's just different here.
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If you want real success you need to create a grow space. Your heat index is too high, the air is too dry, and they likely aren't getting enough light to germinate.

OldGuy03 · Jun 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM

j-utah said: ↑

My MIL and FIL are coming over for dinner, daughters will be here.

I looked over the final FAA report on my father’s plane crash, they included it in a warning bulletin with some other Vans RV planes that crashed — not to exceed air speed designed for the plane, intentional or otherwise, in order to avoid flutter, which will break the plane apart. Takes a long time for them to issue these reports. Photos of plane parts included in the reports, for emphasis.

Took him out to lunch 3 years ago today, that was the last time I saw him, he was 80. Had told him no, I wasn’t going to go to Oshkosh with him again in his plane, so my BIL went with him instead. BIL was working on his pilot’s license. They were both really into it.
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OldGuy03 · Jun 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM

Happy Father's Day to all dads in here.

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