Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Not to get too personal but the Doc just told me I am a a perfect ass.

 

Allergies? We don't have no stinkin' allergies up here.

 

Happy 250th Birthday Army.

 

Did I miss anything exciting? Or was it just some you tuber trying to get us to his channel?

 

Another reason I do not believe in our for profit heath care industry.

 

That's all well, that and he was a 3rd gener

 

Yeah. It was a 50k miles review in the title, but post was his toob channel.

 

Need advice team. New neighbor moving in across the street. Good news is that he has a Tundra. Bad news is that it's a first gen. Do I approach with caution? Bring over a @ToyoMafia slap as a peace offering? My only interaction with first gen owners has been on this forum and you know how they are...

 

Just approach cautiously they usually all bark no bite usually

 

that's a good start!

Any update on the potential new job?

 

Better than a third gen owner, though your property value may suffer now.

 

Take a peace offering. I recommend whiskey and cigars, but if they also own motorcycles you might start with hookers and blow. If you start talking about your truck, make sure to use the word 'only'; e.g. 'my truck only has 130k miles' or 'I only have a 2" lift'. It'll make them feel superior.

 

First gen owner? Try not to let his superior payload or awesomeness intimidate you.

 

TM slaps and beer will serve you well...

Now, if you have a TM flag and access to a super hot chick that will stand nude in your garage while kinda covering herself w/it...

 

Remember to talk about how great the 5.7 is.

 

All good advice. What about eye contact? Do I avoid direct eye contact at first to avoid a charge or other reaction?

 

Nope. Watching it, but don't recall.

 

You don't make eye contact with silverback Tundra owners...you are just inviting your doom...

 

13 minutes in and the "reporter" sounds like a douchebag. His friend inside called him but he "couldn't answer" because he's too busy live streaming like a vulture.

 

I used to sell those back in the day when I worked at a Mom & Pop grocery store, although they were 6.5 oz.
As I kid I remember collecting bottles and getting the 5¢ deposit money to buy candy.

I kept this one since it was from the Dallas bottling plant.
It sits on my workbench.



I think the closest you'll get to the taste of original Coca-Cola is Mexican Coke, which uses cane sugar.

 

And then at 35ish minutes it turns into a bunch of antigun bullshit, so I quit watching. Hope they gave him the death penalty.

 

maybe you could remove those yourself, just freeze them off it’ll work fine.

fire in the hole! Lol, this is gold.

 

Yep. Great, another serious assessment video of a new truck model.

Someone needs to make a “serious” parody video review of their 3rd gen truck, that I would watch!

 

Don't look away... If you show weakness you become prey

 

I remember these machines, at least similar ones. The nursing home where we visited our great grandmother in Kansas had one.

 

The coke bottles reminded me of Fallout. Strange times.