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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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For those of you who like fish n chips, how do you have them?

  1. As they are

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    6.9%
  2. With tartar sauce

    8 vote(s)
    27.6%
  3. With malt vinegar

    10 vote(s)
    34.5%
  4. With ketchup

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  5. With maple syrup

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  6. With cocktail sauce

    1 vote(s)
    3.4%
  7. A combination of above (leave a comment )

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    10.3%
  8. Fish should only be used as bait to catch another fish. It shouldn't be eaten

    3 vote(s)
    10.3%
  9. Not a fan of fish and chips

    1 vote(s)
    3.4%
  10. Mustard

    1 vote(s)
    3.4%
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    IMXPLRN

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    Unfortunately there is no ways around this one. I shredded by distal bicep tendon and the doctors said I did so much damage to it and if I detached it again it likely wouldn't be able to be reattached.
     
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    Fun fact. I've only owned 1 small, 3 oz can of WD40 my whole life.
     
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    Depends on the spray. Ones like Flonase do nothing for me. Nothing
    Ones like Astepro, tastes super awful and work. I’ve found the ones that have a taste that creeps up are the best working
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Legs?
    Other arm?
    Plenty of machine work
     
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Afrin

    Easy to get strung out on tho
     
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    I lived about 20 minutes by train out of Glasgow. I didn't make it to Oban, but the highlands are nice. I went to Edinburgh many times, including the tattoo (awesome) and the Fringe festival (fun). Also Stirling where the battle from Braveheart occurred.

    Spent most weekends in Glasgow pubs listening to music and drinking cask ale.

    I went to Boyd castle where my dad's ancestors were from and told them I wanted my castle back. The docent said a drunken uncle lost it in a card game in the 1700s and that it's not mine anymore.
     
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    I can lift, just not heavy. That's where some of my lack of motivation is coming from. There's a certain rush from doing heavy stuff.
    I don't do leg day. My legs, for whatever reason have always been super strong. Likely from playing soccer and mountain biking. I have a hard time fitting in dirtbike boots because my calves are so jacked.
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    WD-40 is extremely overrated anyway. A very common misconception is that it's a lubricant when in reality it is ill suited for that purpose compared to many other products.
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    If you aren't popping blood vessels in your eyes are you even really lifting?
     
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    It literally is not a lubricant. I'm sure you know this but WD = Water Displacement.
     
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    Well gents, It's 3 hours from quitting time and after that I am going to be out of reception until Sunday. Can't freaking wait. Camping, Dirtbikes and all around tom foolery with the boys.

    tundra.jpg
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    I sure did, that's why I said it being a lubricant is a common misconception :D
     
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    :rofl:
    Dammit uncle!
     
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    Jealous.
     
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    Focus on blood flow vs just strength. You can get a solid contraction with decent weight on machines. Hell, on hacks I do banded back squats for a max of three plates per side. Leg development is coming along. I do not believe anyone has big enough legs where they don’t need to train them, ever.
     
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    Who’s the new boomer
     
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    Just ordered this grill/griddle combo
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    Dumb dad jokes? This has been my 3 boys favorite for a while.

    Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? it got stuck in a crack!
     
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    Did you know alligators can live to be over 50 years old?

    Due to this fact, there's an increased chance of seeing them later.




    Sorry @Azblue
     
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    What is a word with a laugh in the middle of it.


    It really is.
     
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    Hi Gerald.

    Are you a boomer, Gen X or millennial?
     
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    Soon as I got here, allergies went into full effect. Gah

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    I saw they IDed the guy chucking cinder blocks at cars and are pursuing him at the federal level. Seems like FAFO is in effect.

    Sad that lots are bussed in, organized/trained, paid, etc.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I don't use it much, but I've always had a can of it around. Back when I was younger and raced MX I would spray it on the underside of my bikes fenders so the mud would wash off easily. Now, I've switched to keeping a can of their silicone lubricant on hand. It works pretty well and is easy to grab anywhere.
     

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