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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Do you like tattoos?

  1. Yes - I have one or more

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  2. Yes - I don't have any personally

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  3. No - but maybe my mind could be changed

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  4. No - don't plan on getting any

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  5. VelcrowKnight needs to be banned for excessive dumb dad jokes

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    NWPirate

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    NWPirate

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    I appreciate guys like this though, he's strictly there to document and get coverage out to the masses
     
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    A lot of cell phones there too BTW. Streaming.....live
     
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    The more people on their phone there = shittier coverage
     
  6. Jun 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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    What's new? Ha!
     
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    NWPirate

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    Oh yeah. :headbang:
     
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    Black Wolf

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    They've had some training....perps might find out the Marine way. This...is...the....real...way. Just sayin
     
  9. Jun 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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    Regular iPhone camera
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    iPhone portrait mode
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    BreyTundy

    BreyTundy Big 4Lo Guy

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    Yowza, batten down the hatches.
     
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    I saw this beauty on the dog walk today. Appears to be well preserved. Headlights need buffing.

    I think it was just purchased, maybe I will see the owner around.

    IMG_6477.jpg
     
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    :ohsnap:

    :rofl::rofl:
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    I would've got in trouble on this scenario... cuz I would've been like, 'So, damaging the 4th wheel is where you draw the line???' :boink:
     
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    https://www.zyonhelmets.com/

    Air filtering helmet, for Father’s Day!
     
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    Dude needs a better seal on that mask :thumbsup:
     
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    I was looking at those today. Seems it’s hasnt launched yet
     
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    Military will have very subdued rules of engagement...

    I'm guessing they will be there just to 'protect' Federal property and officers... and will probably not even be allowed to contact or have any interaction with the protesters unless there is a need for self defense if miliatary personnel are attacked...


    You have to remember.... :annoyed:


    never mind, time to stop typing :lalala:
     
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    That's why jarheads have such short hair. Makes for a good seal, especially for what you don't want to get into the mask. I have three Israeli certified gas masks in my bug out bag. Pepper spray and such. Ha!

    [​IMG]
     
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    Navy Strength or standard octane???

    Plymouth is our go to for gin n tonics :thumbsup:

    Heavy on the fresh lime juice and topped off w/FeverTree Medeteranian tonic

    Excellent call, sir!!!!
     
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    Yeah, just saw that. Seems like there would be a market for these, surprised there’s not more options.
     
  22. Jun 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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    There's always rules of engagement. Hopefully it will be beneficial for those young Marines and not the masked cowards.
     
  23. Jun 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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    Fuck flipping the weapon around...

    One 'punch' of these to the pelvic girdle, base of the throat where the clavicle and sternum meet, either eye socket, or the sweet spot just above the upper lip will ruin someone's day :D

    upload_2025-6-9_20-36-23.jpg


    PS>>> This device is not safe for use in urban TX environments that are frequented by @nobodyintexas :rofl:
     
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    Yeah but what if it gets stuck in the eye socket, and while you’re trying to get it unstuck some old lady stabs you in the neck with her cane?

    I like the groin idea.
     
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    Agreed!!! It's real, it should be dealt with, and yes those who served are particularly prone to it, and we as a country should do much better at helpful folks transition through serving, deployments, etc. back into civilian life. Unfortunately, to the decision makers, other topics are more important and receive the funding first.

    However, with that being said, zero excuses for extremely dark behavior toward another involved human being.

    Many folks, probably at a much higher percentage than we realize struggle w/these issues, but regardless of the reason, source or justification that brought them to that place, it will never outweigh the right of children or anyone else around them to have to succumb or be victimized as part of the fallout..
     
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    The national guard is currently protecting two federal buildings
     
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    If we're gonna play night games... it's not a ballistic helmet, but I promise I'll see them first :D
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    I'll tell you, man... With the random hiatus' you take; makes me wonder if you disappear for a while to go do some Dexter shit, then pop back in to say... Hey, everyone!!!! :wave:

    In all seriousness, I think I miss you photos and the way you re-direct some of our silliness :D
     
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    Of course, but the restrictions will be significantly higher in an event like this... At least under current circumstances. They (the Marines), will unfortunately, have to take a lot of crap they shouldn't have to be subjected to (at least for the time being)
     
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