1. Welcome to Tundras.com!

    You are currently viewing as a guest! To get full-access, you need to register for a FREE account.

    As a registered member, you’ll be able to:
    • Participate in all Tundra discussion topics
    • Transfer over your build thread from a different forum to this one
    • Communicate privately with other Tundra owners from around the world
    • Post your own photos in our Members Gallery
    • Access all special features of the site
    Quick Links: Plantar Faciitis - What helps you guys? Tundras Book Club Wi-Fi extender/booster? What do you get your parents for Christmas? I need a set of high quality Impact ready drill bits? I need some mice advice

Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

?

Do you like tattoos?

  1. Yes - I have one or more

    10 vote(s)
    28.6%

  2. Yes - I don't have any personally

    2 vote(s)
    5.7%

  3. No - but maybe my mind could be changed

    2 vote(s)
    5.7%

  4. No - don't plan on getting any

    18 vote(s)
    51.4%

  5. VelcrowKnight needs to be banned for excessive dumb dad jokes

    3 vote(s)
    8.6%
Page 8193 of 8193
  1. Jun 8, 2025 at 11:15 AM
    #245761
    Azblue

    #245761
    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2017
    Member:
    #11025
    Messages:
    9,635
    Gender:
    Male
    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    Checked my fridge. Regular Heinz-



    20250608_111339.jpg
     
    Azblue, Jun 8, 2025 at 11:15 AM
    #245761
    1794TX, AZBaldy, GODZILLA and 3 others like this.
  2. Jun 8, 2025 at 11:16 AM
    #245762
    Tripleconpanna

    #245762
    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2021
    Member:
    #70515
    Messages:
    12,543
    Gender:
    Male
    PNW
    Vehicle:
    2021 TRD PRO CM; 2008 SR5 CM
    Not just corn syrup.... Good, solid, american, diebetes-inducing, high-fructose corn syrup!!!!

    Same crap that's in our sodas, candy, etc...
     
    Tripleconpanna, Jun 8, 2025 at 11:16 AM
    #245762
    1794TX, AZBaldy, GODZILLA and 4 others like this.
  3. Jun 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
    #245763
    FrenchToasty

    #245763
    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2019
    Member:
    #36156
    Messages:
    18,487
    First Name:
    Mo
    The SoAz….. big surprise
    Vehicle:
    2006 DC 4.88s Elocker and some other trippy stuff
    Bone stock
    Did I miss something? Is there another version of Heinz?
    A local place “thunder bacon burgers” aka Lindy’s makes their own? It’s different, and you can tell but it’s really good.
     
    FrenchToasty, Jun 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
    #245763
    1794TX, AZBaldy, GODZILLA and 5 others like this.
  4. Jun 8, 2025 at 11:29 AM
    #245764
    FrenchToasty

    #245764
    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2019
    Member:
    #36156
    Messages:
    18,487
    First Name:
    Mo
    The SoAz….. big surprise
    Vehicle:
    2006 DC 4.88s Elocker and some other trippy stuff
    Bone stock
    There was a really good documentary on Netflix about “sugar” and the shadiness is on par with big tobacco
     
    FrenchToasty, Jun 8, 2025 at 11:29 AM
    #245764
    1794TX, AZBaldy, Leo's first and 4 others like this.
  5. Jun 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
    #245765
    Azblue

    #245765
    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2017
    Member:
    #11025
    Messages:
    9,635
    Gender:
    Male
    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Yes, they have the fancy "healthy" version. My guess is that it doesn't taste as good though cause chemicals make everything taste more betterer.
     
    Azblue, Jun 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
    #245765
    1794TX, AZBaldy, Leo's first and 5 others like this.
  6. Jun 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
    #245766
    Leo's first

    #245766
    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2017
    Member:
    #9490
    Messages:
    6,426
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Mike
    Groton ma
    Vehicle:
    2007 Tundra Limited CM Pyrite Mica
    I forgot you got the magic potion
    I thought you got the gummys
     
    Leo's first, Jun 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
    #245766
    AZBaldy, GODZILLA, T-Rex266 and 2 others like this.
  7. Jun 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
    #245767
    LarryDangerfield

    #245767
    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2020
    Member:
    #44272
    Messages:
    103,344
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tyler
    Northern Wisconsin
    Vehicle:
    Black 2020 Nightshade edition 4Runner
    You just wait
    20250608_134753.jpg
     
    LarryDangerfield, Jun 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
    #245767
    1794TX, AZBaldy, Leo's first and 4 others like this.
  8. Jun 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
    #245768
    OldGuy03

    #245768
    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2023
    Member:
    #96046
    Messages:
    14,243
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jay
    CO
    Vehicle:
    12 MGM DC RW
    Busy weekend around my house. Youngest finished middle school and oldest went to her first end of season H/S camping party. She came home within the curfew we gave her. Summer has officially started for us with both girls out of school now.
     
    OldGuy03, Jun 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
    #245768
    j-utah, Cpl_Punishment, AZBaldy and 5 others like this.
  9. Jun 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
    #245769
    OldGuy03

    #245769
    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2023
    Member:
    #96046
    Messages:
    14,243
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jay
    CO
    Vehicle:
    12 MGM DC RW
    No
     
    OldGuy03, Jun 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
    #245769
    Cpl_Punishment, AZBaldy, Leo's first and 3 others like this.
  10. Jun 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
    #245770
    OldGuy03

    #245770
    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2023
    Member:
    #96046
    Messages:
    14,243
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jay
    CO
    Vehicle:
    12 MGM DC RW
    I sincerely hope that guy Travis Decker is found with his head chewed off by a grizzly. Wasting tax payer dollars and incarnating him is wrong. He needs to go.
     
    OldGuy03, Jun 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
    #245770
    j-utah, 1794TX, AZBaldy and 4 others like this.
  11. Jun 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
    #245771
    T-Rex266

    #245771
    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,815
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    T-Rex266, Jun 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
    #245771
    Azblue, AZBaldy and GODZILLA like this.
  12. Jun 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
    #245772
    T-Rex266

    #245772
    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,815
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    Nah. I want something more brutal for him. Tortured to a death. Let us fathers decide his fate.
     
    T-Rex266, Jun 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
    #245772
    OldGuy03[QUOTED], j-utah, 1794TX and 5 others like this.
  13. Jun 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
    #245773
    GODZILLA

    #245773
    GODZILLA New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2019
    Member:
    #35514
    Messages:
    33,415
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Adam
    Vehicle:
    '25 Limited CM SB TRD Off Road Ice Cap
    18" TRD Off Road Wheels
    Thanks, Dad.
     
    GODZILLA, Jun 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
    #245773
    T-Rex266, OldGuy03, Cpl_Punishment[QUOTED] and 2 others like this.
  14. Jun 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
    #245774
    Cpl_Punishment

    #245774
    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2019
    Member:
    #25048
    Messages:
    16,329
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Neil
    Alberta, Canada
    Vehicle:
    2020 MGM SR5 CM 4X4
    Boost Auto mirrors, RSB, Leer Legend canopy, Line-X bed liner
    Any time, son.
     
    Cpl_Punishment, Jun 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
    #245774
    T-Rex266, GODZILLA[QUOTED], OldGuy03 and 1 other person like this.
  15. Jun 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
    #245775
    Azblue

    #245775
    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2017
    Member:
    #11025
    Messages:
    9,635
    Gender:
    Male
    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Wait a sec. You have a video of yourself taking a header off a stool and you didn't post it here for us to laugh at?
     
    Azblue, Jun 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
    #245775
    T-Rex266[QUOTED], GODZILLA, OldGuy03 and 7 others like this.
  16. Jun 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
    #245776
    1794TX

    #245776
    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2019
    Member:
    #38971
    Messages:
    4,076
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Steven
    N.TX
    Vehicle:
    '20 1794
    The gubment has wasted money on way worse things than catching that guy. Listen to Tucker Carlson's interview with John Kiriakou if you want to know what real fear and anger are.

    But yeah, I'd pay the $0.97 for the bullet if he wanted to save us all some time and trouble.
     
    1794TX, Jun 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
    #245776
    Azblue, T-Rex266, GODZILLA and 2 others like this.
  17. Jun 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
    #245777
    OldGuy03

    #245777
    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2023
    Member:
    #96046
    Messages:
    14,243
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jay
    CO
    Vehicle:
    12 MGM DC RW
    In.
     
    OldGuy03, Jun 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
    #245777
    Azblue, T-Rex266[QUOTED], AZBaldy and 1 other person like this.
  18. Jun 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
    #245778
    OldGuy03

    #245778
    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2023
    Member:
    #96046
    Messages:
    14,243
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jay
    CO
    Vehicle:
    12 MGM DC RW
    For sure. To hear some of these covert ops secrets is astonishing. So in the grand scheme you're right about how this Decker guy is just a low life dead beat in comparison.
     
    OldGuy03, Jun 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
    #245778
    Azblue, 1794TX[QUOTED], T-Rex266 and 1 other person like this.
  19. Jun 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
    #245779
    JMB

    #245779
    JMB Not new, just a little old.

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2014
    Member:
    #156
    Messages:
    7,576
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    John
    Chesapeake, VA
    Vehicle:
    2013 Super White Tundra DC
    5100s all around, 295-70-18 Defenders, BD reverse lights, de-badged, interior LEDs, footwell LEDs, reverse LEDs, ARE cap, front receiver hitch for cooler holder, cooler holder/rod rack, backup camera, Kenwood HU, Tyger nerf bars, Husky floor liners, folding rear seats, remote battery posts, plastidip grill chrome, Powder coat bumpers.
    88 degree air, 84 degree water, bluegrass on the speakers. No place I'd rather be right now.
    20250608_192013.jpg
     
    JMB, Jun 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
    #245779
    Azblue, 1794TX, LarryDangerfield and 2 others like this.
  20. Jun 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
    #245780
    T-Rex266

    #245780
    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,815
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    lol sure do. I checked and it was right on camera. Caught my fall pretty well actually lol
     
    T-Rex266, Jun 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
    #245780
    Azblue[QUOTED] and LarryDangerfield like this.
Page 8193 of 8193
Register FREE to Reply!

Products Discussed in

Lifegrip Anti Slip Tape, 4" x 60 Foot Non-Slip Traction Grip Tape for Stairs, Waterproof Stair Treads Grip Non Slip, Non Skid Tape for Steps, Outdoor Black Grip Tape (4" X 60')
$16.98
«The Basics of Accounting and Audit»
$69.98
Genuine Toyota Tundra & Sequoia TRD PRO 18" BBS Forged Wheel/Rim PT960-34190-02 (4)
$4,207.00
Stick Click 5-Pack Duct Tape - Heavy Duty, Waterproof - 90 Ft x 2 In - Silver, Flexible, No Residue, Easy Tear, All-Weather, Duct Tape Bulk for Outdoor Use, DIY, School, Office, B2B, Repairs, Supplies
$23.70
IRIS USA Cat Litter Box, Large Top Entry with Litter Catching Lid and Scoop, Dog Proof, Enclosed Cat Litter Box, Gray/White
$19.98
Nature’s Miracle Hooded Flip Top Litter Box for Cats, With Built-In Odor Control Charcoal Filter
$29.55
FurryTail Self Cleaning Litter Box with APP - Automatic Cat Litter Box for All Your Cats, Odor Control, Spacious Interior and Large Wastes Bin Capacity, Includes 1 Year Supply of Litter Bags (80)
$399.99
Sfozstra Cat Litter Box with Lid, Fully Enclosed Splash-Proof and Leak-Proof Urine High Edge and Odorless Cat Litter Box, Easy to Installation and Clean (Black with Pedal(S))
$35.97
World Market Hawaii's Famous Huli-Huli Sauce - Hawaiian BBQ Sauce - Meat Rub BBQ Marinade Sauce and Steak Seasoning - 24 Ounce - 1 Pack
$16.84
Rough Country BA2 Running Boards for Toyota Tundra CrewMax (2022-2025) - Wide 5" Non-Slip Side Steps
$379.95
APS Black Running Boards Style Compatible with Toyota Tundra 2022-2025 CrewMax (Nerf Bars Side Steps Side Bars)
$230.95
Chill Guy Meme T-Shirt
$13.97
Casina Rossa Fennel & Salt, 3.5 oz. Jar
$16.25
501 Spanish Verbs: Fully Conjugated in All the Tenses and Moods in a New Easy-To-Learn Format (English and Spanish Edition)
$22.25
BVYY Spy Camera 1080P WiFi Hidden Camera Wireless Indoor Secret Cameras Mini Nanny Spy Cam Home Security Surveillance Cameras Micro Small Monitor Video Cam with Motion Detection App Control
$14.99
Plantronics - Voyager 5200 UC (Poly) - Bluetooth Single-Ear (Monaural) Headset - USB-A Compatible to connect to your PC and/or Mac - Works with Teams, Zoom & more - Noise Canceling
$109.99
Blackstone 5013 Collapsible 17” and 22” Tabletop Griddle Stand with Adjustable Legs and a Removable Side Shelf, Powder Coated Steel, Black
$97.00
Amazon Basic Care Stool Softener Laxative, Docusate Sodium 100 mg, Softgels, For Constipation Relief, 100 Count
$3.59
SUNAPEX 12V Solar Trickle Charger for Boat Battery Solar Battery Charger 12 Volt Waterproof 8W Solar Battery Maintainer for Car Truck Boat RV Motorcycle Marine Trailer Battery
$39.99
Liliful 59" Blow up Doll Inflatable Bachelors Party Accessories Halloween Party Props Decoration Judy Doll
$17.98
I'd Rather Be Riding My Horse License Plate Frame Animal for Car Decorative Parts License Plate for Standard Us Canada License Plate Holder 12x6"
$13.99
Crossdresser Thong Panty Camel Toe Hiding Gaff Shaping Boxers Brief for Men Underwear for Crossdresser Transgender
$16.98
CKAuto Universal Tire Repair Kit, Heavy Duty Car Emergency Tool Kit for Flat Tire Puncture Repair, 36 Pcs Value Pack, Tire Plug Kit fit for Autos, Cars, Motorcycles, Trucks, RVs, etc.
$19.98
Alcohol Refractometer for Spirit Alcohol Volume Percent Measurement with Automatic Temperature Compensation (ATC), Range 0-80% v/v.
$18.98
NOW Foods Supplements, Vitamin C Crystals (Ascorbic Acid) Powder , Antioxidant Protection*, 8-Ounce
$9.99
Apple 2024 Mac Mini Desktop Computer with M4 chip with 10‑core CPU and 10‑core GPU: Built for Apple Intelligence, 16GB Unified Memory, 256GB SSD Storage, Gigabit Ethernet. Works with iPhone/iPad
$569.00
LockNFlate Tire Inflator Adapter 1/4 NPT (m) to Schrader Valve (m), Made in the USA, Brass, Upgrade the air chuck on any tire inflator, air compressor, or air hose.
$9.99
LockNFlate Locking Air Chuck - Six Steel Jaws Lock onto Any tire Valve - Won't Leak or pop Off - Rated to 150 PSI - Closed Flow
$39.99
Audew/EPAuto/AstroAI/JACO/DBPOWER/Mbrain Car Tire Inflator - Rubber Hose, Self-Locking Air Chuck, Standard Tire Valve, Fine Thread for 0.305" x32TPI Air Compressor Pump
$7.59
Duracell Coppertop AA Batteries with Power Boost Ingredients, 20 Count Pack Double A Battery with Long-lasting Power, Alkaline AA Battery for Household and Office Devices
$17.69
OMEO Full Rayon Bamboo Fiber Pillow Memory Foam Body Pillow for Side Sleeper, Huggable Long Body Pillow for Adults with Washable Pillowcase with Zipper, 20x54"
$34.99
PETNF Dog Dryer for Pet Grooming, Dog Hair Dryer Blower Dog Blow Dryer High Velocity Air Forced Blow Dryer for Large Dogs,Noise Reduction Pet Hair Dryer 3.2HP Adjustable Speed Temp Dogs Grooming Bath
$79.88
FURminator Undercoat Deshedding Tool for Dogs, Deshedding Brush for Dogs, Removes Loose Hair and Combats Dog Shedding
$33.90
Hertzko Self Cleaning Slicker Brush for Dogs and Cats - Pet Hair Brush for Shedding Long and Short Hair - Easy Clean Retractable Bristles - Cat and Dog Grooming Tool - Purple
$12.99
CarLashes® for Toyota RAV4 (2006–Present) - Car Eyelashes - Classic Black
$29.99
2Pcs Stainless Steel Smoker Box for Grill Barbecue Wood Chip Holder Charcoal Grill Smoker BBQ Smoker Accessories
$13.99
Ultimate Ears Boom 4 Portable Waterproof Bluetooth Speaker with 360-Degree Immersive Sound, Outdoor Floating Speaker, 15-Hour Battery, 147ft Range - Black
$148.02
Seven Devils, Tennessee
$2.99
12 Disc Highly Reflective Owl Bird Scare, Extra Sparkly Owl Wind Spinner Outdoor Garden Decor, Bird Devices Deterrent to Scare Birds Squirrels Away for Yard Patio Farm
$25.99
UBUMO Men's Flip Flop Socks Tabi Split Toe Geta Wicking Cotton Pack of 4 Color 13 (No Show Style)
$16.98
iliD Smart Bidet Toilet Seat, Electric Elongated Ecoseat with Four Cleaning Modes, Adjustable Angle and Pressure, Remote Control, Slow Close Lid, Easy Installation, 2 Year Warranty
$215.00
Anker SOLIX C1000 Portable Power Station with 200W Solar Panel, 1800W Solar Generator, 1056wh LFP (LiFePO4) Battery, 6 AC Outlets, Up to 2400W for Home, Power Outages, and Outdoor Camping
$1,299.00
To Top